Oh, I can't write on your Facebook wall. Rude. Happy Birthday, mister, I like you a lot. I hope you have a nice day and I hope we will both live in LA one day and we can be friends!
Nope! You can’t, I’m very particular about my facebook settings, but hey be grateful you are even a facebook friend, this is a great honor I’ve bestowed upon you, you’ve been let into my inner circle, a privilege very few from tumblr have achieved! Count yourself lucky!
Thank you for the birthday wishes and never give up on your dreams! Dreams of being my real life LA friend. Anything is possible!
That’s the end of your message Valerie, now I’m going to address other people:
To everyone else who wished me a happy birthday, it would be difficult to respond to all of you with my current setup (a super old compaq computer with windows xp and very limited ram that I’m borrowing that took me like 20 minutes to log into tumblr, open my inbox and reply to this message) so thank you to all of you.
Yes louisroskoch (sp?) I get that a lot! Everybody thinks I’m a baby. Sweet sweet genetics.
Dorcas, thank you dear.
And ivette, thank you too nice lady.
And Marla ;)
And Michelle, thank you for telling your followers to wish me a happy birthday. It didn’t work, your followers could not give less of a fuck about some random 30yr old guy they don’t know, and why should they? But it’s the thought that counts so thanks!
And other peoples, look I can’t remember all your weird tumblr urls give me a break, it’s my birthday get off my back, what do you want from me? Sheesh.