I'm Stray, or Jeff if you want to get familiar. I'm an artist, music maker, aspiring writer, goofball, geek, nerd, and dork. I design graphics for t-shirts for money.

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A friend of mine shared this post on Twitter today about something one of her friend’s witnessed in NYC last night, and I felt it was important for us to post it on here - as a way of both getting the word out and seeing if anyone has any way of helping the situation (blogging, writing an article, knowledge of a missing person, etc.) Please share if you can - there has to be something we can do to help. It is possible to get in touch with the original source - please first email it to projectunbreakable@gmail.com and we will forward it to her. 

Jesus fucking Christ.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I’m disgusted with this fucking planet

I’m too picky, I keep talking to women then when they start to like me I’m like nah never mind.

We should hang out girl… SIKE!

I just want to meet a pretty girl who who will sing to me.

This has to be trolling right? There’s not a human being out there thinking movie director Steven Spielberg killed a triceratops is there? Right?

This has to be trolling right? There’s not a human being out there thinking movie director Steven Spielberg killed a triceratops is there? Right?

(Source: whiskeyboat)

Ive been working out pretty regularly for a while, doing the t25 now, and I really like how much better I feel and how my body is starting to look. The other day I flexed my arm in the mirror and was like oh shit that’s a legit muscle! That is a very new thing for me, these are my first ever muscles. One of my favorite parts is when you notice your dumbbells feel too light and you’re like oh snap it worked, lifting these made me stronger and now they’re not heavy! Yay science!

But also, I totally accidentally punched myself in the face doing an exercise the other day, so it has its ups and downs.

I was kidding about that girl being a juggalette, but I only thought to say that because there are actually a lot of them out here in Nevada, it’s scary. Every now and then I’ll see some random person with an ICP tattoo and I’m like *gasp* Must. Not. Make. Eye. Contact.

What happened with that girl that turned you off?
Asked by Anonymous

She turned out to be a juggalo (or are the female ones called juggallettes), whatever the proper terminology obviously that had to be the end of it.

ask me anything

If you can’t tell, I’m super bored.

worst super powers

Dre-dar. Kinda like “gaydar”, you can look at someone and instantly tell if they’re Dr Dre or not.

worst super powers

Super aging

worst super powers

Supervision! Not super vision. You have the power to always be supervised by your parents no matter where you are or what you’re doing.

Have I mentioned that I really love my dog? Cause I do, I love that little dude so much. I know it’s morbid to think about but wtf am I going to do when he’s gone (one day super far into the future)? Hopefully we die at the same time in an explosion that kills us both instantly. I’ve always wanted to go out exploding.

It’s funny how when I was 29 people would be like “Wow really?? You look much younger! I thought you were like 19!”

Now that I’m 30, just one year older, it’s turned into “What???? You’re lying. You’re a liar. Show me your id! Hmm, nah that’s a fake id.”

"Motherfucker, you look super cool! I feel like we should be friends." -a real message I received on okcupid.

So down to be their friend.