December 2011
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If Karma is only punishing or rewarding you based on your own actions… then why is she a bitch?
Sexist.
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thestray:
Hello dere. Not much going on in...
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November 2011
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Ugh, what a terrible day. Terrible terrible.
I got up today and the first thing I saw in my facebook feed when I logged on, was that comedian Patrice O’Neal had died.
My response was “WHAAAAAT?!” I love Patrice, and not in that retrospective now that he’s dead I realize I appreciate him kind of way. I’m a huge huge fan of stand-up comedy, and Patrice O’Neal...
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I suddenly have the urge to buy a puppet. Maybe it’s because all of this Muppet stuff I’m seeing lately. But I imagine it being super fun to have a puppet. I made this muppet version of me a while back…
I think it’d be pretty sweet to have it made. I actually looked into it and apparently puppets are expensive as shit to have custom made though. Like hundreds of dollars,...
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"LOVEtendo" @ Teefury
“LOVEtendo” for all you nintendo fans, $10 today at Teefury until 9pm.
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"LOVEtendo" @ Teefury
thestray:
Don’t spend all your money on Black Friday because this’ll be going up this weekend on Teefury for 24 hours. A shirt to celebrate all the decades of iconic video game awesomeness Nintendo has brought us.
Hey everyone, IT’S UP! And I’ll be on Teefury all night responding to comments.
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Stray is thankful for...
It’s that time of year! That time when we give thanks and eat ourselves into a food coma, or if you’re a young rebellious sort it’s the time of year when you rant on facebook about how you’re not going to celebrate the slaughter of native americans blah blah blah shut up and eat a piece of pumpkin pie and stop being a buzzkill. Anyway, I thought I’d share what ...
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"LOVEtendo" Teefury 11/27/11
Don’t spend all your money on Black Friday because this’ll be going up this weekend on Teefury for 24 hours. A shirt to celebrate all the decades of iconic video game awesomeness Nintendo has brought us.
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My (sold out) DBH Shirts
Heyo, every once in a while I get e-mails and messages asking me about my shirts on DBH and how they can be attained now that they’re sold out, especially “Cerbearus”. Unfortunately I have nothing to do at all with the availability of my designs on DBH. It’s up to DBH to reprint them, and for that to happen they have to feel the demand is great enough.
Each shirt has...
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Daily Confession
Hey, look, if you don’t want me showing up to your social event looking like an extra from Beyond Thunderdome brandishing melee weapons, just say “Wear fancy clothes” instead of saying “Dress to kill.” I can’t be expected to decipher your weird non-literal phrases. And yeah, I may have maimed a few people under the pretense that this was going to be more...
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When I see movies or shows when a guy bangs an alien babe (yeah I’m looking at you Captain Kirk) I always think “You’re just going to put your penis in that, dude?” I mean c’mon, she’s not even your same species. Sure, she’s hot, and maybe the only discernible difference may be green skin or pointy ears, but who knows WHAT is going on inside that space...
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If someone were to go through my likes they’d ascertain that my main interest is adorable puppies
Adorable puppies are like 50% of the things I like on Tumblr.
LOOK AT THIS GUY! (I call all dogs guys until I know otherwise)
Sometimes, I wish I were a puppy instead of a human being. Being human is cool, but man… being a puppy, that’s gotta be the life. Eat, nap, play, and be...
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I Have Shirts On Spreadshirt Now
As you may know, I’ve been using Redbubble for a while now, and that’s been cool, but I’ve always wished I could make the shirts cheaper. Someone recommended Spreadshirt to me and I’m giving that a spin. They have much lower base prices on some of their products, which means I can offer some shirts that are more affordable for you guys. So for instance on Redbubble my...
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On my street, Vermont, there’s a place that does auto glass, it’s called Vermont Auto Glass. Somebody thought that was too long for a sign apparently, so they used an acronym instead.
Heh heh… that sign says “VAG”.
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Something you might not know about tigers:
If you had a wild Bengal tiger and a wild Siberian tiger, put them in the same room, then showed them flash cards of different types of tigers, 100% of the time one or both of the tigers would maul you to death because tigers don’t understand flash cards. What the hell were you thinking? They’re tigers crazy!
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Jesus… If you want to find images of old-timey well-dressed men as reference for a drawing do NOT make the same mistake I did and google image “fancy gentlemen”.
OR:
If you enjoy looking at the penises and buttholes of men, then “fancy gentlemen” is exactly what you want to google image, it’s an all you can eat penises and buttholes of men buffet....
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I’m making a declaration right here and now. No matter how old I get, I’m never going to start calling women younger than me “dear”. It’s just… ew.
I don’t know how ladies feel about this, if you are a lady please feel free to offer your opinion on the matter, but when I see older guys (say 40’s or 50’s) talk to younger girls (say in their...
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I saw a lady who had a shirt that had Betty Boop on it, and it said Obama 08 at the bottom. Betty Boop, Obama 08.
What?
Why?
How?
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Mr. Paul F Tompkins.
I’m kind of obsessed with him right now.
Not in a weird way… maybe a little bit in a weird.
I happen to be a very huge comedy nerd. To be clear in case you misunderstood that, my nerdiness for comedy is huge, I myself am not physically huge. I love and follow a lot of comedians, and PFT is one of my absolute favorites. I highly recommend his podcast, The...
