Some girl in the library just asked me if I'd be her boyfriend.
I can’t wait to introduce all my friends to my new girlfriend Some Random Girl I Don’t Know.
I replied “Heh heh… not right now.” that’s a dumb response. Not right now? What the hell is that? I never know quite how to respond when a girl I don’t find to be attractive hits on me (which kinda happens frequently, oddly) I could probably just say “Oh sorry, I have a girlfriend” or something, but I don’t lie very quickly when I’m put on the spot, and obviously I’m not going to be honest and say “Oh I’m very flattered but you are beneath my aesthetic standards, my apologies.” I’m not a monster afterall.
I wish I was a monster. With a tail. Well, actually I don’t really want to be a monster I just want the tail. I’d whip the shit out of people with my tail. Yeah.
Would you date a guy who had a tail? Be honest. Like a full on tail, like, Kurt Wagner. If you don’t have to google Kurt Wagner I think you’re the bee’s knees.
I don’t like fighting and I’ll avoid it as much as I can, I’ll kinda take a lot before I feel the need to fight someone. It’s not because I’m afraid of getting hurt though, I’m afraid of hurting someone. I have this fear that I’d accidentally kill someone or something, like they’d fall and land on their neck or something weird, and I’d be a murderer and go to jail and be raped in prison by everyone. Yeah. That’s my brain.
Also, fighting is kind of dumb and unnecessary 90% of the time.
HI! So, back at the library. Last night I decided to write a bunch of daily confessions, so I’m going to add those to the queue so there’ll be something on my blog. I also brought some animation I was going to upload, but apparently the files too big and this computer is too slow so it would take a bajillion hours and I don’t have a bajillion hours unfortunately. So I guess that’ll have to wait. Anywayyysss…
I keep wanting to write a confession about this one girl I met, but I keep feeling like even if I obscure all the details she’ll gleam that it’s about her. I guess it’s wishful thinking to think she is even aware of my blog and pays any attention to me at all.
I gotta start thinking of some confessions that make me seem a bit cooler than this, haha.
Hey look! It’s me! Doing the Charlie Brown dance! Cool right?
What’s going on tumblr? You remember me right? Well if you don’t you really like me, trust me on this one.
I still have no internet, I type this from a public library at the moment. I honestly miss tumblr more than the rest of the internet, I enjoy doing my daily posts and interacting with you lovely folks. I’ve been super productive creatively during this internet hiatus though, drawing, finishing up scripts, working on animation, being generally awesome. My internet should probably be back on next week. Probably.
Oh and what’s up new followers? Thanks for following, I promise there will be more worth following in the near future.
Oh, and if you wanted to send some stuff to my inbox to respond to once I’m back… hey I’m not gonna stop ya. Anyway, I’ll talk to ya’llz later. Buh byes.
Today I saw the most awkward pickup attempt. This guy asks a girl if he could use her phone. She obliges, and instead of making a call he logs on to his facebook on her phone, then asks her if she’s on facebook so he could add her. I chuckled to myself. She told him she was about to leave. And he’s like oh, okay, what’s your name on facebook? And she’s like I mean about to get up and leave right now. He’s like oh okay. He then proceeded to still use her phone for like 5 minutes checking stuff on facebook, then gave it back. He asked her how many tattoos she had, she said 16, he said 60? She said 16. He said 60? She said 16, he said oh, 16. Haha. Then she left after a couple of minutes.
Haha, what was that? First of all, I know I’m often out of the loop, but there’s no way it’s socially acceptable to ask a stranger for their phone to use facebook. That’s just rude. You borrow a stranger’s phone for emergencies, not to fucking check your facebook page and post a status update, “Creepin out this girl, on her phone right now, lol”. Poor girl, she seemed too meek to be like “Wtf, give me back my phone asshat.” I’m sure he thought he was being clever too, but that was the least smooth thing I’ve ever seen. What’s she supposed to say “Sure strange guy who I’ve never seen in my life, I’ll give you my first and last name so we can be friends on Facebook even though you haven’t even bothered to make small talk and get to know me and instead used trickery and deception to acquire my phone with the sole purpose of trying to add me as a friend. That’s perfectly reasonable.”
That reminds me of this one time I was on this bus, and this guy sees this girl and immediately goes to “Hey, can I get your number.” C’mon, really, that’s how you’re going to start off? Like people should just surrender their personal telephone numbers to anybody who verbally asks for it. The girl said no of course, and he asks why, and reasonably she says “I don’t KNOW you!” and he’s like “Well you could get to know me.” then her stop came and she got off, and he turned to ME and said something to the effect of “These bitches be actin stuck up.” and I said to him “Well you didn’t really give her a reason to give you her number.” and I swear I almost laughed in his face at the dumb look he made, like he couldn’t comprehend what I meant by “a reason”.
I’m not very smooth myself… not usually, but I understand you at least have to try get a girl to like talking to you before you try coercing them into giving you contact info to talk to them again.
One of my ex’s is married, and apparently she’s not very happy with him, and as a result she was trying to have an affair with me, which I declined because a) married ladies are a no-no, I don’t get down like that, and b) whether she was married or not I just wasn’t interested anymore. That ship already sailed, you know? More than once I told her in no uncertain terms that it would never happen, she acted cool with that, agreed we’d just be friends, but then later tried again. After the 3rd time I had to say no to her I saw no other choice but to tell her we shouldn’t talk anymore at all, ever again. I didn’t feel great about it, but it seemed like the best thing to do for her sake as well as mine. Haven’t heard from her since.
Despite that it still really bothers me that’s she’s unhappy with that guy, and I worry about her. What if she just finds someone else to cheat on him with and he finds out? Cheating on spouses is dangerous business, I know from watching True Crime channel.
You’re like WHOA, that guy is SEXY! Am I right? Calm your loins! I’m not here to amuse your nether regions.
Looks as though I may be internet-less for an indefinite amount of days, and I just wanted to let you know because I know how important I am to your life right now. Don’t fret. I mean, you can fret a little bit, but ya know, don’t get carried away with the fretting, keep it at moderate fret levels, because I’ll be back before you know it.
In the mean time, you’ll have to find another way to occupy yourselves. I don’t want you sitting there, refreshing my blog sleeplessly, that’s not healthy. Find a good book, watch a season of your favorite tv show on Netflix, take up competitive crocheting, whatever passes the time.
I will also sorta kinda miss you… in a way, I guess. But it’ll also be an opportunity for me to get some more things done without the constant distraction of Tumblr, and when I say “some more things done” I mean “caught up on Mad Men”. Maybe I’ll squeeze some art out during the short internet hiatus.
I once went through a phase where I wanted to be an actor. My drama teacher in middle school was always telling me I was really talented. I could even cry on command most times. I decided against it though, because I didn’t really feel like I’m photogenic enough to be an actor, and also cause I’m obviously just way more interested in art.
Now that I’m sexy I think I might get back into it.
This is tumblr, the credit to the blog where to post was originated doesn't matter? hell, tumblr even modified their features so you know who as the original user who posted an specific image, the only problem is that it can be removed, to me it matters, the artist did their jobs by putting out content, I do mine highlighting them, I kinda deserve at least the benefit of leaving the link to my tumbr doesn' it?
To me personally no it doesn’t matter. Why should it? I guess I just can’t relate to that. Sometimes I’ll see some cool artwork somewhere and I’ll post it. I don’t feel like I need credit for that or a link back to me, I’m not posting it to promote me, I’m posting it to promote that artist and their work. As long as the original artist is getting their credit I could care less if I’m linked back to or not. I don’t understand why anyone would feel like they need recognition for posting others work. I also do daily music posts, would I care if someone reposted the musician I featured without crediting me? No, why should I? I posted it to share music, and no other reason. If someone’s listening to it and sharing it, job well done.
For me, the principle is not to do good things expecting something in return. Post people’s art because you love their art, not because you want to be recognized for posting their art.
I started following you because of the Goku playlist you made on 8tracks. I figured, a man this rad, must have rad shit on his tumblr. I was correct. Not a question, sorry.
Thank you kind sir. I forgot about that site, think I’ll go make some other weird playlists. Songs to listen to when a bar fight breaks out. Songs to sharpen your katana to. Songs Deadpool might like. Songs that might be my intro theme if I was a professional wrestler. Songs that should play when I die after saving the world heroically. Etc.
I saw one of the reblogs of the Adventure Wars shirt read: "NO! DON’T YOU BASTARDS FUCKING DO IT! DO NOT RUIN STAR WARS WITH THIS BULLSHIT! …Filthy cunts."
HEY! FIRST OF ALL… I’d like to let you know, Mr Internet Person, that my cunt is in PRISTINE CONDITION! My cunt is so clean you could eat off it (don’t you dare try though), I spend hours routinely cleaning and maintaining my cunt, so I very much resent you saying anything to the contrary. My cunt is far from filthy.
Secondly “no, don’t you bastards fucking do it” …don’t do… what? Make the shirt? Buy it? Like it? Reblog it? Be more specific. I hate to break it to you but it’s already been created and is being purchased so if you were trying to prevent that you’re a bit too late.
As for ruining Star Wars, I’m not really sure what that even means. Neither I, or anyone who buys this shirt that is not George Lucas, can affect Star Wars in any way, so you don’t have to worry about that. You can rest assured that Star Wars is a 100% free of my influence and nothing I do will ever change the content of any of the movies, books, comics, shows or the characters therein. You are free to enjoy it as it is unhindered by me or my shirt, so quell your nerd-rage. Besides, some may argue that George Lucas already ruined Star Wars in 1999. Just sayin.
Now excuse me, it’s time for my routine cunt polishing.
I’m starting to feel like minimalism is a little overrated. I keep seeing all these minamalist movie poster designs, and some of them are really cool and clever. Then some of them are just really boring. I think just putting any random recognizable object from the movie in the center of the poster, and the title at the bottom, and just calling it a day is sorta uninspired.
Sorry for the hiatus in drawing my answers to your questions. Been sorta busy the past few days. Goin out in the hot sun to run errands, getting home, eating too many burritos, taking naps, and having day long headaches. So I haven’t been on top of my game. I was going to do one tonight, but it’s already late and I don’t want to end up doing a half-assed one. Tomorrow I have a whole lot of nothing to do, so get ready for some art posts.
Didn’t draw anything yesterday, which I feel guilty about because I’m trying to draw every day no exceptions no excuse. I just forgot though, oops. I haven’t drawn tonight yet, but I’m going to make sure to do that as soon as I publish this.