Daily Confession:
Instead of typing up something, tonight I figured I’d share a facebook conversation between myself and Jorge, about what I’d do if I were a ghost. The avatar of an extremely handsome man is me, and the Jake the dog avatar is Jorge.
i’m going to put in my will that i want to be buried in my cerbearus tee, some jeans, and my favorite jacketnot a suit
your dead, they wont do what you want
theyll burry you in a nice cheap suit that they rent
I’ll put in my will that I’ll haunt them if they don’t. “you do what i say or i will come back from the dead and make weird sounds and move stuff slightly!”
if i was a ghost i would say “heyyyyyyyyy”heyyyhey!
i’d just talk normal”Hey it’s me, it’s Jeff, I’m dead, I’m a ghost right now motherfucker! BE SCARED!”
hahahabe scared! ahah
“I’M A GHOST BITCH! THAT SHIT’S SCARY! RAH!”
haha, yourr going to kill these people with laughter
“WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING! I’M A DEAD PERSON! THIS IS SO SCARY! SHUT UP! FUCK YOU!”
haha ah shit
then I’d cry and fly off because they just laughed at my attempt to scare them
haunt me i hope
i’d spend the rest of my ghost life just hanging around wherever naked ladies are.ghost fappin it
thats the ghost life for mewhy arent ghost doing this now?
they probably are. that’s probably why there are so few hauntings. most ghosts are just staring at naked chicks
hahaor theyre just on the internet looking at porno
they go to all the best password protected porn sites, and use their ghost magic to log into them
oh man i cant wait to be a ghost
it’s gonna be sweet. it’s going to be better than being alive, i might kill myself tonight
hahaha
my suicide note will be “Don’t be sad, I’m a ghost now, totally livin it up! You guys should join me!”
hahaha”p.s. leave the computer on”
…the conversation got increasingly weird from there, so I’ll just leave it at that. Any conversation between Jorge and I inevitably becomes about porn. We’re talking about ghosts here, and suddenly it’s about ghosts and porn. Boys. That’s what we is!
