Someone commented: is this a joke? lawrence o’donnell is just as bad as those idiot protesters. he’s exaggerating what the cops are doing to those people, if you resist arrest that’s what happens. i saw a few videos earlier where one protestor was crying that his handcuffs were too tight and another where the guy was yelling for his inhaler because he couldn’t breath. these protestors need to grow a pair.
Me: Cause who needs to breath right? What a pussy.
The things people say some times give me pause. Like, does that person know that you have to breath to live? If you can’t breath that’s a big problem, because aA non-breathing person is dead. Having a pair will not affect this. Testicles are completely uninvolved in the breathing process, so growing them (which is not a thing that can happen, you either have them are you don’t,) will not save you from an asthma attack. I think it’s completely unfair to assume a person who is having trouble breathing lacks testicles anyway, that’s incredibly presumptuous.
Have you been watching Young Justice? You should, it’s awesome. One thing I think is really interesting in the show is Superboy’s relationship with Superman, or lack thereof. Superboy is pretty desperate for some attention from Superman which causes him to be all angsty and have this pent up rage, Superman has been pretty distant and consistently given him the cold shoulder. You can see examples below if you haven’t been watching:
I’ve seen most people calling Superman a dick, douche or a bad dad. Personally, I don’t think he’s being a dick at all, he’s just being a human being (which he technically isn’t, I know, but you get me). Look at it from his point of view, suddenly there’s a young YOU… not your child, a clone, it is a young you, created in a lab, it looks just like you, how creeped out would you be by that first of all? Then people expect you to take responsibility for this fully grown teenage duplicate of yourself that was grown in a lab, because he’s your clone. It’s not like Supes went out and knocked somebody up and this is the result. Without his knowledge he was cloned and now people are like “You’re a dad now dude! Deal with it!” That would be kinda overwhelming don’t you think?
I tried to put myself in his super boots. I can’t imagine the mindfuck I’d have if I woke up tomorrow and someone is like “Hey Jeff, you have a fully grown teenage son who was made in a lab, you have to be his father now!”
(this is my face learning that I have a teenage clone that I’m now apparently responsible for)
Seriously, who is not going to be weirded out by that?
I’m sure Superman will eventually come around, at the moment he’s just understandably freaked out by the whole thing, that’s all. Can’t a dude be a little freaked out by weird shit sometimes? But whatever the case may be, I think it makes for an interesting show.
For the record though, I’d murder my own younger clone. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
Argh! I’m outraged! My completely FREE social networking site has made changes for the 80,000th time! Sure, it doesn’t affect my life in any discernible way, but goddammit I’m fucking angry anyway! Sure I’m aware of more “important” issues occurring in the world right now, but you don’t expect me to give more than a moments concern about anything that doesn’t immediately directly affect me do you? Pfft. I’m a citizen of a 1st world country, I’m entitled to anything I feel I should have, goddam right I’m going to bitch if things aren’t perfect for me at all times!
Someone told me I should get over myself. Um… the fuck are you talking about? How the hell do you get over your own fucking self? That’s physically impossible. I can’t! I could like, put my hand over my head… but my hand is still part of “myself”, so that’s just one part of me over another part of me, but myself as a whole can’t get any higher than me. Maybe if there were two mes one could get on top of the other one, but then I’d be simultaneously over myself and under myself so… I don’t… it’s like… what’s the point, dude? Plus if somebody walked in on that it might look weird, and it would probably GET weird, cause I mean c’mon… look at this
I’d be all over me. Maybe THAT’S what they meant? Get “all over” myself. Yyyyeeeah, yeah yeah yeah… trust me, I’d get all over this me, so over… over, under, through, all that good stuff. You know what I’m talking about ;)
I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. One of the best singers, one of the best looking motherfucker’s you’ve ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch
I used to have this Autocad teacher in highschool, Mr. Hansberry. He was old, he’s probably dead by now. He was nice enough and I guess I was his favorite because I was the least dumb person in the class. One thing that was weird about Mr. Hansberry though was he was a little handsy. He’s one of those touchy old people that always has to pat you on the back, or tap you, or rub your shoulder, and I just have a thing about being touched… a not liking it very much thing, so Mr. Hansberry had the ability to make me very uncomfortable.
One day I’m talking to some of my friends who took his class before, and we’re comparing our funny Mr. Hansberry stories, I joked that he should be called Mr. HANDSberry because of how he was always touching, and patting, and rubbing… and they all just look at me like “…what?”
none of them had any idea what I was talking about…
Oh God, turned on the tv, the first thing I see is a close up of a bloody hairy bulb squeezing out of a cat vagina. Nnnnnnnnooooooo, CAT BIRTH!
Where is it?!
Wtf why isn’t the channel changing?!
Oh, it’s over, the baby’s out. Jeez.
Wait a minute… oh no… SHIT IT’S HAVING ANOTHER BABY!
Change the channel on the cable box!
WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING EITHER!?
Turn tv off!!!
Uuuuggggh, wtf animal planet?? Who honestly wants to watch the birth of ANYTHING? It’s gross. You can cut away, alright? I’ll see the kittens and totally believe that the cat gave birth to them, you don’t have to convince me it really happened with graphic up close bloody cat birth footage. It’s just uncalled for.
Why can’t I be a normal person who doesn’t get nosebleeds when it’s really hot? What kind dumb bodily function is that even? “Uh oh, it’s a bit too hot… better pour some blood out his face!” says my head. Stop being weird, head! My head never does anything right! I look like a pervert anime character who just saw some cleavage.
OLD SCHOOL RAP LYRICS = I went to my friend’s house for dinner and the food was really gross. What an awkward situation.
NEW SCHOOL RAP LYRICS = I will fuck your girlfriend even though I can get any girl I want, I have a gun and I will use it to kill you just in case you were wondering, I am very rich therefore I am better than you, people who don’t like me are faggots, people I don’t like are faggots, I find rape amusing, women are only toys and trophies to me, I take pride in dealing drugs in my community, did I mention I have this gun and have no qualms with murder?