January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Team Jacob or Team Edward?
coolasaurusrex asked: What is your favorite movie featuring Warwick Davis?
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zwian asked: Who you gonna call?
Anonymous asked: the best PG-13 moment of your life?
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iilokisses asked: Most fantastic moment of your life (So far!)? :V
Anonymous asked: Worst moment of your life?
My top 10 posts of 2011
So, I decided to browse my archive and see which posts did the best note-wise, here are the results:
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http://thestray.tumblr.com/post/8862687588/in-reference-to-my-triceraclops-post-sp1derjosh
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http://thestray.tumblr.com/post/8374641777/groovy-mutant-wizard-x-men-regular-class-by
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Two Thousand Eleven, I Fare Thee Well
This post is brought to you by peer pressure, cause everyone else is sharing year end retrospectives, I gotta do it too. 2011, what can I say about you? I like the double 1’s, it’s a nice look, very svelte, and “twenty eleven” rolls off the tongue quite nicely, so you’ve got those things going for you. Beyond that though… hmmm…
2011 was my first year of...
December 2011
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veence replied to your photo: I don’t have the use of photoshop or flash or my…
Someone help Veence! He’s being swallowed by a bear!
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Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, everybody be like, “Man, that’s gotta be the fattest person.”
Yo mama so ugly, she was walking down the street and this dog started barking at her. That dog barks at a lot of people, but I could tell that it thought your mom was ugly. Trust me, I’m good at reading animals.
Yo mama so stank, I mean jeez… come ON!
Yo mama so sick, the...
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Biggest turn off:
When girls spray burny chemicals into my eyes just because I lept out of a bush at night and grabbed them. Way to make a first impression ladies.
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When a woman looks me in the eyes while I’m talking I say “Excuse me, my penis is down here.” >:/
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Optimists vs Pessimists
Optimists see the glass half full. Pessimists see the glass half empty. Nobody even offered me a fucking glass so you can all go to hell.
Optimists see the glass half full. Pessimists see the glass half empty. Stevie Wonder doesn’t even see the glass. I drank half, sshhh, don’t tell him.
Optimists see the glass half full. Pessimists see the glass half empty. McGuyver ...
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Daily Confession
So this came in the mail today. It’s not for me, it’s my little brother’s Christmas present. He’s 8 and he’s gotten into Dragon Ball Z Kai, which is awesome to me because he’s only about 2 grades younger than I was when I got into DBZ as a kid, so we bond over it and watch it together and talk about it. His favorite character is Vegeta, he actually does a...
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Daily Confession
All I want for Christmas is yyyyoooouuuu
to buy me something really expensive that I really really want and can’t afford myself
