April 2012
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March 2012
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Shirts dude... shirrrrrrts
I’ve gotten an influx of followers the past week, so I thought now would be a good time to do some shameless shilling. In case you are unaware, I make shirts which can be found HERE or HERE. What kinda shirts? Well, stuff liiiiike…
This
or this
and this
there’s also this
and even this
You know what? Let me show you some shirts on actual humans, maybe that will...
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Daily Confession (especially asinine edition)
CUDDLEUPPETS!
I was watching tv and I saw this commercial about blankets that have puppets on the end of them, called Cuddleuppets. Okay, sure, why not. I guess that’s fine. But then the commercial makes the craziest statement I’ve ever heard a commercial make. “Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that...
davidthejoyner asked: Bro, I have to issue you a super-thank you. I was proud of my JakeSuit gif, and I was okay that it only had accrued 127 notes within its limited time in the public eye. Then I saw yours. I told you it was better. You told me mine was better, and you posted it. Now it has 1,200 notes and counting. I have a couple dozen new followers and renewed drive to update my Tumblr as often as I can....
Anonymous asked: POST NOODZ!
Anonymous asked: Where do you get your inspiration?
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kammieface asked: I like your style, kid. I like your style, indeed.
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Daily Confession
So my Jakesuit gif is on the Adventure Time tumblr, which is super cool. It’s awesome to see all those notes, and read the nice things people say. But I noticed that at least one person deleted my caption, which was just “Follow my blog for other gifs and arty things”, and replaced it with a link to their own tumblr. It’s not the first time someone posted or reblogged my...
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Anonymous asked: What is the best way to destroy your tumblr enemy?
Anonymous asked: what are the best tips and techniques for mastering the fine art of cat telekinesis? (just a subcategory in the mastery of cat wizardy, which I've heard from other sources you know a thing or two about)
Anonymous asked: I used to be a die hard dog person, but because of restrictions due to where I live, I could only get cats. So...I got two kittens. Alas, I am a cat person. As well as dog. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
Anonymous asked: What advice do you have for the future king of an anonymous university on the east coast?
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Anonymous asked: What is the best food to slip poison into in order to eliminate my foes?
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radiant-gray asked: Who is your favorite music artist?
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Anonymous asked: Do you like cats?
Anonymous asked: How many people have you "done the deed" with? Don't try to play aloof like you don't know what I mean! I mean sex!
Anonymous asked: Tell us about a woman you have loved?
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Who wants to get Adventure Timed this... time?...
It’s the weekend, I have some free time. I’m going to do another animated gif, like these ones:
Reply with a photo and tell me what your favorite animal is, and I shall make my decision in a few hours.
ONLY ONE FOLLOWER SHALL WIN!
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Daily Confession
I saw this guy on the bus and he had these bright brown eyes and I was about to say to him “You have really pretty eyes.” but then I stopped and imagined the sort of response that might illicit, and thought it was best to keep that to myself.
I’m a straight/hetero/cis dude or whatever other terminology you’d like to use, but I guess I don’t have a lot of the same...
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Daily Confession
So if you haven’t heard there’s a new TMNT movie in the works, being produced by Michael Bay, who’s said that in this new incarnation the turtles will come from an alien race, instead of being mutants. So it’s TANT rather than TMNT. Obviously nerds everywhere, myself included, are like “wtf?”
Don’t worry, I’m not going to angry nerd rant about the...
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Daily Confession
I was lookin at my notes…
Made my night, that’s all.
Now if only I could somehow get Jackie Chan’s attention. Tumblr is really cool some times. A lot of some times.
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I want to Adventure Time another person, maybe...
Like this post, and I will choose randomly through the ancient process of eenie meenie minie moe
Here’s me. It’ll be like that. But of you.
(real life friends are disqualified, sorry)
*Edit* If you are just now reading this TOO LATE TO LIKE! Boo-hoo you!
Anonymous asked: Where's the G-spot?
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Anonymous asked: What's a girl gotta do to get your attention?
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Anonymous asked: I'm ugly, what do I do about it?
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Anonymous asked: I believe you've said in the past that you don't smoke, well what's in that pipe in your Anon Advice picture?
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Anonymous asked: Dear Stray, we're ready to move into phase two.
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Anonymous asked: Meow meow, meow.... meow meow meow. Purrrr.
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Anonymous asked: I got lost in your eyes. Now what?
Yo, it's Monday, that means it's time for "Anon...
Send in your anonymous questions!
I will do my best to give you my expert advice, or failing that just make a dumb joke.
(past advice)
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TUMBLR YOU SPOIL EVERYTHING!
Being on the west coast sucks. Before I can watch any show my dash is filled with gifs of it. RUDE!
