April 2012
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Hi everybody! How's it goin!?
Every time I reach a follower benchmark I like to reintroduce myself, so I’m gonna do that right now, are you ready? Okay here goes! Weeeee!
HI! I’m Stray! If I had to describe myself in three words they’d be “badass”, “heartthrob”, and “delusional”. I am a human man who lives in Los Angeles, I’m a freelance drawer of things that end up...
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Anonymous asked: I have this problem with allowing my self esteem get the best of me. Got any advice on how to get over it? P.S. Your anon advice picture is the best. :D
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thedreadpiratekaryn asked: Hi! So I moved to a new neighborhood and I only know one person who's a guy and we dont really know each other we kinda just know of each other and we don't really talk but I get bored and lonely and I want someone to hang out with... In other words... I'm a loner on my street! Please help!
Anonymous asked: Dear Stray, I'm going to meet my girlfriend's parents soon, what are some tips for impressing them (especially her father) and not making an ass of myself? -Scared Boy
Anonymous asked: What are some good pick up lines a girl can use on a guy?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, it's Monday, so you can...
If you’re new to the blog, on Mondays I allow people to go to my askbox and anonymously ask me for advice, and I will give it to you! Quality of advice given may vary.
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Disclaimer: I’m an idiot, so… keep that in mind.
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Phrases Stray Does Not Particularly Care For #001
That phrase is just downright RUDE! I mean come on, horses don’t even know what the hell is going on. Dudes just climb on top of them and start yelling “Yah yah!” and the horses are like “Oh… shit… okay, uh I guess I have to take this human places now, fuck what I wanna do with my life. Ow! What’s on this guys fucking shoes?? OW! OKAY! I’m running!...
Ask me some questions. And I'll answer them later...
put it in my ask
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Anonymous asked: Would you rather have access to a potion that made you irresistible to women, or a cloak that made you invisible?
Anonymous asked: If you woke up one morning and you were a woman, what would you do?
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Daily Confession
One time I was coming out of a 7-11 and noticed a crumpled empty little bottle of Extenze laying on the ground. If you ever stayed up late watching Comedy Central until it switched to infomercials then you know Extenze are pills for that “certain part of the male anatomy” as they like to put it, and now it comes in a liquid form that you can buy at the counter at 7-11.
So, someone...
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Anonymous asked: To be honest, it's a constant struggle to talk to my boyfriend. I feel so dumb for writing this at all, let alone to someone I don't know. But I feel like we're always on different wavelengths and it's really hard for me to read him sometimes. We've been dating for a year and a half... I'm positive that I love him and want to be with him but sometimes it's a...
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Anonymous asked: Dear Stray, this boy I like finally asked me out, and I was all excited, then I discovered that he's terrible at making out :( what do I do?
Anon advice Mondayzzz!!! (explosion noise!!!)
As some of you know, as a public service I provide FREE advice on Mondays! The rest of the week you’re on your own and probably have to ask a less smart person.
So if you have a problem that needs my expert assistance, pop into my ASK BOX, click anon, and I will do my best to help.
You can read past advice HERE to see the veracity of my wisdom.
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Daily Confession
Experimettle suggested “something your parents did to embarrass you”, so here’s this:
It was picture day at school in the 2nd or 3rd grade and my mom felt I needed a haircut, something my dad usually did, but my mom and dad were splitsky at this point, so my mom decided she would do it herself. When my dad gave me haircuts he pretty much cut my hair down to near bald, or gave...
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I really love reading books, but I find that I’m less likely to read a hit book like Hunger Games or Harry Potter or etc, not because I have anything against them, but just because I enjoy the activity of going to my local library and browsing the shelves, seeing what titles or covers jump out at me, reading the inside flaps, and just taking a chance on something I’ve heard nothing...
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This one time I was on a date (a rare occurence), and we were just sitting on a bench chattin, and I was eating these white chocolate pretzel things, and I was thoroughly enjoying them, she was kinda just sitting there quietly. Then I was about to say something along the lines of “Hey, I don’t really like pretzels but these are pretty good.” but she interrupted me with a kiss,...
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experimettle asked: Man pulls a gun to your head and says "Today's your lucky day! You get to have sex with two chicks at once! The only catch is that both their ages have to add up to 18." WHAT AGES DO YOU CHOOSE!?
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Daily Confession
So I just walked to the store, and these 2 girls and a guy come into the store, already looking at me. And one of the girls is like “Is your name TB?” and I’m like “Nope.” and the guy is like “Is your name Tim?” and I’m like “My name’s Jeff.” and one of the girls like squeals at the top of her lungs, and the dude is like...
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If I can be said to have a “guilty pleasure”, it would be dance movies. I won’t go out of my way to watch them, but if I’m flipping channels and I see Step Up 2 The Streets I’lll be like sure, why not. They are typically not very good movies, but the dancing is fun to watch, and more than that though I love how absurdly serious they tend to be, it cracks me...
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Went to my niece’s 1st birthday party today. Her name is Rain (like that wet stuff that comes out of the sky some times), she’s adorable and we get along real swell. I love being around kids, but I’m not at all eager for the responsibility to have any of my own, so being an uncle suits me really well I think.
There were a million kids there. Any time there is a function with a...
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kammieface replied to your photo: Will someone just hold me? Please?
*sniffle*
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bumbledoms replied to your photo: Will someone just hold me? Please?
Slightly increases the temperature in the myogenic muscular organ that pumps blood through my circulatory system.
Or “warms the heart” as some humans say.
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Daily Confession
While the rest of the human race DREAMS of being able to fly, to me it seems like a nightmare. The idea of being up in the sky unsupported sounds terrifying to me and I’m pretty sure I’d end up flailing and screaming.
Related: I’m also afraid of heights, rollercoasters, and swimming.
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