April 2012
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Daily Confession
Went to my niece’s 1st birthday party today. Her name is Rain (like that wet stuff that comes out of the sky some times), she’s adorable and we get along real swell. I love being around kids, but I’m not at all eager for the responsibility to have any of my own, so being an uncle suits me really well I think.
There were a million kids there. Any time there is a function with a...
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kammieface replied to your photo: Will someone just hold me? Please?
*sniffle*
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bumbledoms replied to your photo: Will someone just hold me? Please?
Slightly increases the temperature in the myogenic muscular organ that pumps blood through my circulatory system.
Or “warms the heart” as some humans say.
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While the rest of the human race DREAMS of being able to fly, to me it seems like a nightmare. The idea of being up in the sky unsupported sounds terrifying to me and I’m pretty sure I’d end up flailing and screaming.
Related: I’m also afraid of heights, rollercoasters, and swimming.
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Anonymous asked: Dear the Stray, my girlfriend seems to be obsessed with your blog. I swear I don't know how many times I've heard her giggle and say "He's so adorable!" while on her laptop. I'm starting to get a little jealous. What do we do about this the Stray? Are we going to have fight to the death?
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Anonymous asked: i'm beginning to think i'm just... plain. not even, like, cute? it's a stupid thing to worry about but after a while of being ignored you get discouraged, you know? what's a gal to do?
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Anonymous asked: dear stray. i have lately been having a horrid, horrid time. i have given up on the idea of love, and i have recently given up on life. please, tell me theres something good yet to come.
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Anonymous asked: My dad tells me that having a successful career in art is like winning the lottery, it only happens to a lucky few. Have your parents been supportive of you choosing art as a career? Or do they suck like mine?
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Daily Confession
Thrown up 3 times already this morning, I can’t keep any food down. I even threw up water.
NICE APRIL FOOL’S JOKE, BODY!
My body’s a dick.
Anyway, talk to you guys another day, I’m going to lay down and watch cartoons with a bucket next to my bed.
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March 2012
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Shirts dude... shirrrrrrts
I’ve gotten an influx of followers the past week, so I thought now would be a good time to do some shameless shilling. In case you are unaware, I make shirts which can be found HERE or HERE. What kinda shirts? Well, stuff liiiiike…
This
or this
and this
there’s also this
and even this
You know what? Let me show you some shirts on actual humans, maybe that will...
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Daily Confession (especially asinine edition)
CUDDLEUPPETS!
I was watching tv and I saw this commercial about blankets that have puppets on the end of them, called Cuddleuppets. Okay, sure, why not. I guess that’s fine. But then the commercial makes the craziest statement I’ve ever heard a commercial make. “Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that...
davidthejoyner asked: Bro, I have to issue you a super-thank you. I was proud of my JakeSuit gif, and I was okay that it only had accrued 127 notes within its limited time in the public eye. Then I saw yours. I told you it was better. You told me mine was better, and you posted it. Now it has 1,200 notes and counting. I have a couple dozen new followers and renewed drive to update my Tumblr as often as I can....
