I'm Stray, or Jeff if you want to get familiar. I'm an artist, music maker, aspiring writer, goofball, geek, nerd, and dork. I design graphics for t-shirts for money.

This blog is mainly for my own artwork. I also make daily confessions and daily music posts.

Art posted in my blog is mine unless otherwise noted.

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^^^THIS! A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!!!

ALWAYS REBLOG!!!

I DON’T CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE! YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR BLOG!

I love my dog’s underbite. Makes him look like he always has a little smile.

I love my dog’s underbite. Makes him look like he always has a little smile.

where did you get that bckground
Asked by crndxpln

I honestly don’t remember, and I’ve tried to search for the source with no luck. I’d definitely like to know if anybody is familiar with the source.

My mom made me the man I am today. And I think she owes me an apology for that.

My mom made me the man I am today. And I think she owes me an apology for that.

New OKCupid profile pic. Gonna get so many messages now! messages like: “Can you please change that picture? Every time I see it when I’m browsing this site it really grosses me out. No offense.”

New OKCupid profile pic. Gonna get so many messages now!

messages like: “Can you please change that picture? Every time I see it when I’m browsing this site it really grosses me out. No offense.”

picture 1: *gasp* ARE YOU BEING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW!?

picture 2: Cheeeese!

I don’t like hot girls asking me if they can pet my dog… when they’re with their hot boyfriends. No, you can’t pet my dog, you take your hot boyfriend and get the fuck away from me! Bye. Boyfriend’s smiling and all like “Haha, he’s cute.” What a douche. Go have sex with your hot girlfriend and leave me alone you asshole! Get out of my sight the both of you! The fuck is wrong with people? Seriously.

I don’t like hot girls asking me if they can pet my dog… when they’re with their hot boyfriends. No, you can’t pet my dog, you take your hot boyfriend and get the fuck away from me! Bye.

Boyfriend’s smiling and all like “Haha, he’s cute.” What a douche. Go have sex with your hot girlfriend and leave me alone you asshole! Get out of my sight the both of you!

The fuck is wrong with people? Seriously.

Yo, right at this moment Beyonce might be taking a fat shit, RIGHT NOW. You ever think about that? At least once a day I like to stop and think to myself “This might be it. This might be the moment.” I gotta be right at least once right. Whoa, a thought just occurred to me… what if I’m ALWAYS right? What if I have some some kinda 6th sense, like Spider-Man’s spidey sense that alerts him to danger, but mine just alerts me to when Beyonce is pooping? I guess there’s no great practical applications of that power, but still cool.

Yo, right at this moment Beyonce might be taking a fat shit, RIGHT NOW. You ever think about that?

At least once a day I like to stop and think to myself “This might be it. This might be the moment.” I gotta be right at least once right.

Whoa, a thought just occurred to me… what if I’m ALWAYS right? What if I have some some kinda 6th sense, like Spider-Man’s spidey sense that alerts him to danger, but mine just alerts me to when Beyonce is pooping? I guess there’s no great practical applications of that power, but still cool.

I usually don’t think these celebrity look-alike generators are all that great, but this seems pretty spot on. Totally real results, I did not create this in photoshop at all. Nope.

I usually don’t think these celebrity look-alike generators are all that great, but this seems pretty spot on.

Totally real results, I did not create this in photoshop at all. Nope.

Just widdle ol me!

Just widdle ol me!

In popular media often aliens or monsters will sometimes says something like “Maybe I’ll keep you as a pet” as a threat (hey that rhymed). I’ve always thought that all things considered that sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Being a pet seems like the life. Just lay around all day and get fed? That is my ideal situation! No work, no responsibilities, sounds great. Just laying and eating, and taking walks and occasionally getting to play with other humans. And hey maybe they bring home a female pet and we can make a litter of humans. Sign me up alien overlord!

In popular media often aliens or monsters will sometimes says something like “Maybe I’ll keep you as a pet” as a threat (hey that rhymed). I’ve always thought that all things considered that sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Being a pet seems like the life. Just lay around all day and get fed? That is my ideal situation! No work, no responsibilities, sounds great. Just laying and eating, and taking walks and occasionally getting to play with other humans. And hey maybe they bring home a female pet and we can make a litter of humans. Sign me up alien overlord!

Art Thief on Redbubble

Somebody alerted me to this guy having one of my pieces in his shop without my permission. I messaged him, made him take it down, and told him “if you want to make money off art learn how to draw you piece of shit”. Because I get like that some times *shrug*

But his shop is filled with stuff that I’m pretty sure is 100% other people’s work. A lot of fanart type things, so I figured I’d post it on tumblr in case anybody recognizes their work or the work of someone they know of.

here’s the url: http://www.redbubble.com/people/eridiacta/shop

Here are some of the things in his shop, I recognize a couple of them from seeing them on my dashboard.

He puts a watermark on people’s work (To prevent theft, how ironic) and is trying to make profit from other people’s work. What a dickhole.

Pass it along.

Do you reference for all your drawings? Or is it from imagination?
Asked by Anonymous

Depends on what I’m drawing and how well I know how to draw that thing. Most of the time I use reference, or take pictures of myself/friends/family if need be.

Still need to finish that piece up by the way. Maybe this weekend.

Went to the doctor today. I’m dying :( I have less than a year to live. Sike! I’m fine. I went to the doctor’s office today, and I saw this woman talk to her husband the way I talk to my dog. “Come here! Sit! Now! Sit!” pointing adamantly to the seat next to her. The man just quietly obeyed and sat down in the seat next to her. It was possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen in my life. If my MOTHER talked to me like that I’d be like “Excuuuse me? I’m fucking grown.” What do you think the chances are that that woman abuses her husband at home? I feel like it’s probably 100%. Poor dude.

Went to the doctor today. I’m dying :( I have less than a year to live. Sike! I’m fine.

I went to the doctor’s office today, and I saw this woman talk to her husband the way I talk to my dog. “Come here! Sit! Now! Sit!” pointing adamantly to the seat next to her. The man just quietly obeyed and sat down in the seat next to her. It was possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen in my life. If my MOTHER talked to me like that I’d be like “Excuuuse me? I’m fucking grown.” What do you think the chances are that that woman abuses her husband at home? I feel like it’s probably 100%. Poor dude.

Daily Music Post #134

Jai Paul - Str8t Outta Mumbai

Posted Jai Paul a few months back when you could only find 2 songs by him. Since then a leaked debut album has come out, according to Jai and his label XL recordings, it was illegally leaked demos and not really his debut album, but there’s apparently evidence that Jai himself actually leaked it. Who knows what the real story is, but I know I can’t stop listening to it. And if there’s a REAL debut album on the horizon I can’t wait.

Hope you enjoyed today’s daily music post, if not that’s okay, perhaps you’ll dig the next one.

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