I'm Stray, or Jeff if you want to get familiar. I'm an artist, music maker, aspiring writer, goofball, geek, nerd, and dork. I design graphics for t-shirts for money.

This blog is mainly for my own artwork. I also make daily confessions and daily music posts.

Art posted in my blog is mine unless otherwise noted.

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Luka taking one of his lap naps.

Luka taking one of his lap naps.

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Nice try tumblr, but I’m un-April Fools-able!

You know you need a haircut when it never all fits in the picture.

You know you need a haircut when it never all fits in the picture.

Deep masculine country voice "Deep in the Apalachian mountains, (men holding torches in the dark walking down a mountain) home to more monster sightins than anywhere else in tha world. (a torch illuminates a mysterious footprint) A brave team o’ men heads out on the hunt. (the CGI tail of a monster disappears into a pond) The only question that remains is… (a bunch of guys running around with torches in the dark shouting and being very bewildered) Who’s… (running and yelling) Hunting… (some idiot falls down) Who? (“we could be on the menu” says a guy in a southern drawl) Mountain Monsters! all new season Friday at 10/9 central”
That’s a commercial I keep seeing, I know there are a lot of shitty reality tv shows on, but c’mon… how is this possibly a show that somehow has more than one season? I’m assuming that they have never been successful because I think I would’ve seen it mentioned on the news that “Breaking, monsters are fucking real wtf holy shit.” It makes me so sad that there are enough people compelled to watch a bunch of country folk run around the forest and NEVER SEE OR CATCH A MONSTER EVER! I mean, my hats off to these dudes for figuring out how to get paid to hold guns and torches at night (they don’t have flashlight technology apparently), that’s a truly baller move. But c’mon America, what are we doing? If you really believe there are monsters out there I could see you humoring this show for one season, but after a whole season of 0 monsters, what are we doing? Either there are no monsters in the Apalachians or these dudes just suck ass at catching monsters, so like, it shouldn’t be a show anymore. America, baby… look at me… c’mon, what are you doing, stop.

Deep masculine country voice "Deep in the Apalachian mountains, (men holding torches in the dark walking down a mountain) home to more monster sightins than anywhere else in tha world. (a torch illuminates a mysterious footprint) A brave team o’ men heads out on the hunt. (the CGI tail of a monster disappears into a pond) The only question that remains is… (a bunch of guys running around with torches in the dark shouting and being very bewildered) Who’s… (running and yelling) Hunting… (some idiot falls down) Who? (“we could be on the menu” says a guy in a southern drawl) Mountain Monsters! all new season Friday at 10/9 central”

That’s a commercial I keep seeing, I know there are a lot of shitty reality tv shows on, but c’mon… how is this possibly a show that somehow has more than one season? I’m assuming that they have never been successful because I think I would’ve seen it mentioned on the news that “Breaking, monsters are fucking real wtf holy shit.” It makes me so sad that there are enough people compelled to watch a bunch of country folk run around the forest and NEVER SEE OR CATCH A MONSTER EVER! I mean, my hats off to these dudes for figuring out how to get paid to hold guns and torches at night (they don’t have flashlight technology apparently), that’s a truly baller move. But c’mon America, what are we doing? If you really believe there are monsters out there I could see you humoring this show for one season, but after a whole season of 0 monsters, what are we doing? Either there are no monsters in the Apalachians or these dudes just suck ass at catching monsters, so like, it shouldn’t be a show anymore. America, baby… look at me… c’mon, what are you doing, stop.

Sup ladies?

Sup ladies?

thestray:

Rowsdower saves us! And saves all the world!

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My doggy!

Rowsdower saves us! And saves all the world!

Also available on different colors, and as phone cases and art prints.

Get 20% off by using the code FREERIDES at checkout.

http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/thestray/

I randomly remembered a movie I saw a long time ago with two buff twin brothers with mullets, so I googled “movie buff twins with mullets”, and sure enough the first result was the movie Double Trouble, exactly the movie I was thinking of, and it happens to be on youtube in full. In summation, the internet is pretty cool, because I just would’ve been on my death bed like “Son, I love you, you must carry on my legacy, find out with that one movie was with the two buff brothers who have mullets is, find it son!” Dead.

I randomly remembered a movie I saw a long time ago with two buff twin brothers with mullets, so I googled “movie buff twins with mullets”, and sure enough the first result was the movie Double Trouble, exactly the movie I was thinking of, and it happens to be on youtube in full. In summation, the internet is pretty cool, because I just would’ve been on my death bed like “Son, I love you, you must carry on my legacy, find out with that one movie was with the two buff brothers who have mullets is, find it son!” Dead.

thegrimghost replied to your post: work in progress had this idea for a t…

the Master approves

Really? Of being drawn getting punched in the face? The Master is such a weirdo.

As a long time MST3K fan this bit of fanfiction has always been in my brain.

As a long time MST3K fan this bit of fanfiction has always been in my brain.

work in progress
had this idea for a t-shirt for a long time and finally getting around to it.
Any MST3K fans following me?

work in progress

had this idea for a t-shirt for a long time and finally getting around to it.

Any MST3K fans following me?

elven-khaleesi replied to your post: Lost my ID and had to get a new one, a…

Eyes bro

Definitely there, on the front of my head, seein stuff.

Saw the cult classic They Live for the first time this weekend, and my first thought was man I wish those aliens existed so I could cash in on one of those sweet sell-out the human race deals. I”d totally align myself with the alien overlords for instant wealth. Like I wouldn’t even really waver on that decision. If my choices are die fighting aliens, or just be a rich person, gotta go with rich person.
If you haven’t seen it I guess look it up on wiki or something so you know what the hell I’m talking about. I recommend it, especially if you want to see Roddy Piper and Keith David fight in an alley for what seems like forever.

Saw the cult classic They Live for the first time this weekend, and my first thought was man I wish those aliens existed so I could cash in on one of those sweet sell-out the human race deals. I”d totally align myself with the alien overlords for instant wealth. Like I wouldn’t even really waver on that decision. If my choices are die fighting aliens, or just be a rich person, gotta go with rich person.

If you haven’t seen it I guess look it up on wiki or something so you know what the hell I’m talking about. I recommend it, especially if you want to see Roddy Piper and Keith David fight in an alley for what seems like forever.

Lost my ID and had to get a new one, and I gotta say I think this is my least shitty ID picture ever. It’s like… ok. I went into it very determined to not look like a grosser version of myself.
That being said I don’t like the design of the Nevada ID’s in comparison to the California ones, which I can’t show you for reference because I lost it.

Lost my ID and had to get a new one, and I gotta say I think this is my least shitty ID picture ever. It’s like… ok. I went into it very determined to not look like a grosser version of myself.

That being said I don’t like the design of the Nevada ID’s in comparison to the California ones, which I can’t show you for reference because I lost it.