I'm Stray, or Jeff if you want to get familiar. I'm an artist, music maker, aspiring writer, goofball, geek, nerd, and dork. I design graphics for t-shirts for money.

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thestray:

'The Raid' Director Gareth Evans Lists His Top 5 Action Scenes

As martial arts/action movie nerd, and moreso a Jackie Chan fanatic I had to post this because the fact that 3 out of his 5 favorites were Jackie Chan films makes me officially love Gareth Evans. I enjoyed hearing why he picked these specific fights and what he took away from them, and he kinda reminds me of myself when I’m talking my friends’ ears off about why Jackie Chan is a genius.

I wish there were more American directors who had his passion and appreciation for great action choreography. I huge pet peeve of mine is when I watch an action scene and it’s too focused on how cool and badass the hero is. For example take this typical Jason Statham scene http://youtu.be/bKQYK7PYQpQ He’s unarmed fighting like a dozen guys with weapons and nobody manages to even lay a hand on him, he doesn’t even break a sweat and to me it’s just really bland because there’s no danger or intensity to it. Even when the big guy steps in to give him a challenge he quickly gets the upper hand and beats him without getting a single scratch on him. I feel like when you watch most American action films all they care about is that the fights are cool looking and don’t know how to give them any substance or drama. Intellectually we all know the good guy is going to win, but you have to maintain the illusion that he (or she) could lose, or else it’s just like you’re watching someone be mildly inconvenienced, and that is not engaging at all. What I love about Jackie Chan is he is almost always BARELY winning, and that’s just good drama because the harder it is for your hero to succeed the more invested you are. God am I doing that thing again where I rant about things that only a very small niche people will give a shit to read? Woooops!

Did you guys know they’re doing a WIlly Wonka reboot with an all Latino cast?

It’s going to be called CHALE and the Chocolate Factory.

what'd you eat for breakfast? also, what is your earliest memory? :)
Asked by chrosty

I ate a calzone and a piece of cheesecake. It was mad dope.

Earliest memory, hm, let’s see…

hhhnnnggggg!!!

I’m seeing… hold on…

hhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg!!!ARRAAARAAGGHG!!!

I’m in like a daycare with these other kids…HHNNNGGG! …and… I think there was this kid that didn’t like me and they said something mean to me and I hit them with a toy. He started crying. uhhhh…. the next thing I remember is my mom taking my side instead of being mad at me and arguing with the daycare lady and I never went there again.

phew… that hurt my brain.

hi

Hi to you too!

What's in Vegas? I mean besides strippers and blow. Why are you going?

Nothing is in Vegas, it’s a pile of dirt and rocks, and unfortunately I’ve been living there for about a year now.

Would you rather date a girl that is super hot but incredibly stupid, or a girl who you aren't attracted to at all, but is really smart and you have everything in common with?
Asked by Anonymous

Nice try. The hot girl would sit on the unattractive girl’s shoulders and they’d wear a long trenchcoat and the smart girl would talk while the hot girl moved her lips, and we’d get married polygamy style. Problem solved.

Next question.

I’m on the bus from LA to Las Vegas and pretty much have nothing to do

My uncle: So what are you married now?
Me: Nah
My uncle: Got a girlfriend?
Me: No not right now
My uncle: You workin?
Me: Not yet.
My uncle: So what you do out there all day?
Me: …

Fuck, uncle, thanks for the reminder that my life is utter garbage.

Man, he is just POURED into that red sweater.
Asked by Anonymous

thestray:

Ok.

I don’t know what’s happening right now.

No seriously, I have zerio idea what the hell this post is about, I’m so confused anon. Who is “HE”? WHAT red sweater? Did you accidentally send this to the wrong person? Am I missing something? Help me out here!!!

Man, he is just POURED into that red sweater.
Asked by Anonymous

Ok.

I don’t know what’s happening right now.

12amglassslippers:

Dean Sexton aka Brother Dean, aka the self proclaimed open air preacher who threatens campus women that they deserved to be raped
While campus officials repeatedly refuse to address why this guy is allowed to harass students at the University of Arizona at Tuscon, other than to have a spokeswoman say they do not condone him, I encourage anyone with time to visit www.arizona.edu and demand the university administration remove him from campus because he is threatening young women in a place they should be safe. He has been arrested twice for his harassment, but is still somehow allowed to carry on his protest of women.
Mosy recently brought fifteen minutes of shame by an ill planned Vice Magazine video, Sexton is finally being brought to light for his immoral and heinous protests, most recently protesting the showing of Brave Miss World, a rape survivor documentary, by wearing a sign proclaiming “Forgive Rapists”
He has coined the term “sororistute”, and claims women who attend college and are in sororities are prostitutes who desserve rape. He wears a shirt that proclaims yoga pants deserve rape. Basically, he believes any normal behavior, from a woman drinking, to walking atound campus, to wearing shorts, to attending a rape awareness lecture; denotes that the woman should justifiably endure the most heinous crime known to humanity. He has one friend, Sarah, who agrees with his sentiments, on the Vice shamecumentary recently released.
This guy, who has been arrested twice, screams at women on campus “you deserve to be raped”. If that is not harassment and threatening behavior, I don’t know what is. We need to get the word out, not just because he’s getting media attention, but because this sociopath actually believes he is spreading “the word of God” by telling women they are sluts, prostitutes, and for being attractive/alive/in a university that should be protecting them from him but isn’t, they deserve to be raped. Spread this atound tumblr and get his face and his crimes out there so women can be prepared and hopefully prevent him from acting on his threats.
The University of Arizona is not preventing him from harassing and threatening women on campus.
Despite being arrested twice, he continues to harass and threaten women.
University of Arizona maing page:Www.arizona.edu
If you want to tweet “Brother Dean”https://mobile.twitter.com/brodeanIV
Trigger Warning: His website. http://deansaxton.wordpress.com/about-brother-dean/
Thank you to everyone who has been spreading this across tumblr. Hopefully more and more people will contact the University of Arizona and get Sexton prevented from continuing his twrrorizing innocent women. I am sad to see that some people are threatening him physical harm, and even rape; that is not the goal or intent of my message. Rape is never acceptable, not aa revenge, not for vindication against someone like Sexton who supports raping women, nothing. That is the opposite of the goal of my message. We don’t prevent rape by condoning raping anyone. He may be a monsterous pig, but he does not deserve to be raped. Thanks again for continuing to share this message. And I hope eventually women will no longer be victimized, shamed and threatened by him.

12amglassslippers:

Dean Sexton aka Brother Dean, aka the self proclaimed open air preacher who threatens campus women that they deserved to be raped

While campus officials repeatedly refuse to address why this guy is allowed to harass students at the University of Arizona at Tuscon, other than to have a spokeswoman say they do not condone him, I encourage anyone with time to visit www.arizona.edu and demand the university administration remove him from campus because he is threatening young women in a place they should be safe. He has been arrested twice for his harassment, but is still somehow allowed to carry on his protest of women.

Mosy recently brought fifteen minutes of shame by an ill planned Vice Magazine video, Sexton is finally being brought to light for his immoral and heinous protests, most recently protesting the showing of Brave Miss World, a rape survivor documentary, by wearing a sign proclaiming “Forgive Rapists”

He has coined the term “sororistute”, and claims women who attend college and are in sororities are prostitutes who desserve rape. He wears a shirt that proclaims yoga pants deserve rape. Basically, he believes any normal behavior, from a woman drinking, to walking atound campus, to wearing shorts, to attending a rape awareness lecture; denotes that the woman should justifiably endure the most heinous crime known to humanity. He has one friend, Sarah, who agrees with his sentiments, on the Vice shamecumentary recently released.

This guy, who has been arrested twice, screams at women on campus “you deserve to be raped”. If that is not harassment and threatening behavior, I don’t know what is. We need to get the word out, not just because he’s getting media attention, but because this sociopath actually believes he is spreading “the word of God” by telling women they are sluts, prostitutes, and for being attractive/alive/in a university that should be protecting them from him but isn’t, they deserve to be raped. Spread this atound tumblr and get his face and his crimes out there so women can be prepared and hopefully prevent him from acting on his threats.

The University of Arizona is not preventing him from harassing and threatening women on campus.

Despite being arrested twice, he continues to harass and threaten women.

University of Arizona maing page:
Www.arizona.edu

If you want to tweet “Brother Dean”
https://mobile.twitter.com/brodeanIV

Trigger Warning:
His website.
http://deansaxton.wordpress.com/about-brother-dean/

Thank you to everyone who has been spreading this across tumblr. Hopefully more and more people will contact the University of Arizona and get Sexton prevented from continuing his twrrorizing innocent women. I am sad to see that some people are threatening him physical harm, and even rape; that is not the goal or intent of my message. Rape is never acceptable, not aa revenge, not for vindication against someone like Sexton who supports raping women, nothing. That is the opposite of the goal of my message. We don’t prevent rape by condoning raping anyone. He may be a monsterous pig, but he does not deserve to be raped. Thanks again for continuing to share this message. And I hope eventually women will no longer be victimized, shamed and threatened by him.

At my grand mama’s house!

Instead of taking still photos I like to take video, and then capture moments from it. Sometime you get a little narrative.

I can’t wait til I get to have a love life again, that will be cool probably.

Hiiiiii!

For like the maybe 2 or 3 people who may have missed me, the reason I hadn’t posted in days was because I was out in nature camping and being very rugged and manly. It was great, I love nature and I grew up camping like all the time, it had been years and I missed it a lot and I feel like I needed it. I don’t want to sound all new-agey and hippie-dippie but I feel like I got back in touch with myself. Like I’ve been so focused on just trying to get by, and stressing out about every possible aspect of my life, so it was good just to get away from everything, and I was with my dad who imparted a lot of manly wisdom unto me.

I’ll talk more about it later and share some pictures later of course.

Tooooodles!