To be perfectly honest with you, it was a long time ago, it might have been a dorito. There was for sure an orange cheesy dust residue, I remember that for sure.

If you want advice on how to get the ladies, you came to the right place man. Because if there’s one thing I know how to, it’s get ladies, like all day all the time, it’s the main thing that I do.

Here’s my simple trick; subliminal persuasion. Just engage them in a mundane conversation, and then subtley slip the word “sex” in between words. You might want to practice this out loud by yourself until you get the hang of it. Here’s an example:

“So have you heard (sex) about this SOPA bill? It’s crazy isn’t it? It’s kinda scary when you (sex) really think about it. The people who authored this bill don’t even (sex) understand the ramifi(sex)cations of what this bill (sex) would do.” etc etc, get it?

Before you know it, they’ll be like “SHUT UP AND SEX ME IMMEDIATELY!”

(disclaimer: This intent of this post is facetious, I do not actually advocate brainwashing anyone female or otherwise for any purpose. If you try this and it works though, TOTALLY LET ME KNOW!”)