alexalexalexalex replied to your post: Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one: Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Barack Obama
The only obvious option is marry Obama, I think.
The scandal of marrying a man would likely end Obama’s political career, not to mention break up his happy family. And it still leavings me having to have sex with Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich *shudder*.