Man pulls a gun to your head and says "Today's your lucky day! You get to have sex with two chicks at once! The only catch is that both their ages have to add up to 18." WHAT AGES DO YOU CHOOSE!?
Asked by experimettle
I’d choose 21, and -3. And while he’s scratching his head trying to figure out how I’m going to have sex with a chick that hasn’t even been conceived yet, I take the gun out of his hand and say “Today’s YOUR lucky day now!” then I shoot his penis off, then I say “Well, I guess it’s not so lucky when you really think about it. So… when’s this 21yr old chick showing up?”