Dear Stray, this boy I like finally asked me out, and I was all excited, then I discovered that he's terrible at making out :( what do I do?
Asked by Anonymous

Dear madaam or sir,

It’s quite simple, just tell them what you do and do not like. What to do less of, what to do more of, etc. Say “Hey guy, ease up on the tongue, and also stop inhaling so hard when our mouths connect, it’s like you’re trying to suck my soul out or something. That other thing you were doing with the lips though, that was ace, more of that. Alright let’s get back in the game.”

You’re welcome.

-Stray