Phrases Stray Does Not Particularly Care For #001
That phrase is just downright RUDE! I mean come on, horses don’t even know what the hell is going on. Dudes just climb on top of them and start yelling “Yah yah!” and the horses are like “Oh… shit… okay, uh I guess I have to take this human places now, fuck what I wanna do with my life. Ow! What’s on this guys fucking shoes?? OW! OKAY! I’m running! Fuck!”
Then if something happens to them, like say they get a broken leg, the human is like “I’m not gonna let you suffer.” and the horse is like “Whooaa whatareyoudoingwiththatGUN!? Don’t kill me dude! It’s just a broken leg! It’s not that bad, just get me to a horse doctor! God you’re just going to shoot me in the face out here cause I broke my leg?? This is so messed up!” HORSE LIFE! It ain’t easy!
Horses are the most laid back beasts of burden, be thankful that they’re super chill about letting us get on their backs, because if they wanted to they could just stomp us to death, so cut them some slack. Don’t go swearing at them just because the human that rode in on top of them happened to be an asshole. Not the horse’s fault dude. Not the horse’s fault.