Every time I reach a follower benchmark I like to reintroduce myself, so I’m gonna do that right now, are you ready? Okay here goes! Weeeee!

HI! I’m Stray! If I had to describe myself in three words they’d be “badass”, “heartthrob”, and “delusional”. I am a human man who lives in Los Angeles, I’m a freelance drawer of things that end up on t-shirts, and I am married to a beautiful loving George Foreman grill that makes me many grilled cheese sandwiches. Some times I put garlic spread on my grilled cheese sandwiches instead of butter. It’s dope, you should try it.

This is what I look like:

Before you laugh, please know that I have a serious condition that makes my face look like this. It’s called being a dummy who likes to make dumb faces all the time. This has afflicted me ever since I was a young child. “Young child” is pretty redundant isn’t it?

My favorite cancelled tv shows of the past 5 years are The Life & Times of Tim, Spectacular Spider-Man, Jon Benjamin has a Van, Players, Onion Sports Dome, and Sym-Bionic Titan among others.

Some regular and recurring features of my blog are

Daily Confession, which isn’t so much of a confession as it is just me saying whatever’s on my mind

Daily Music Post, which I actually haven’t done in a while

Anon Advice w/Stray, on Mondays you can ask me for advice and I will solve all your problems

Phrases Stray Does Not Particularly Care For, I just started this, I think I’ll do it once a week.

I also try to post some sort of art every day.

Welcome to my bloooooog! Feel free to introduce yourself if we haven’t previously spoken. I’m a nice person, I DO bite though, but you are safe since this is the internet and not real life.

-Stray