Dear boy (I’m assuming),

Oh man, you just gave me a flashback to when I used to be a dumb person like you. Those were the shittiest of days.

You poor poor dumb poor fool. Don’t worry, I got you.

Listen all you dumb youngins, and all you oldins who are still as dumb as youngins, you don’t NEED to know if someone’s in to you! Are YOU in to them? Yes? Well *expletive deleted* do something about it then you dumb dummy. Or not. Whatever. It’s up to you.

Look, a girl being nice to you doesn’t mean she’s in to you, that’s for sure, but also a girl not immediately being in to you doesn’t mean that there’s no potential that she won’t be. She might, you know, need to get to know you first to discern that. Instead of hoping to learn how to read a girl’s mind maybe just talk to her you dumb idiot (who is also stupid). MAYBE EVEN ASK HER OUT! AUDIBLE GASP! If she’s like “Aight” then your odds might be pretty good with this lady person. If she’s like “No, you are gross” then maybe she’s not interested, but hey man, the ocean is teeming with marine life, or however that saying goes. If she says “This would please me human” be careful man, that chick is an alien or robot or something, why’d she say “human” like that, that’s weird, I wouldn’t trust her if I were you, who knows what she’s planning. On the other hand, it might be pretty awesome to do it with an alien/robot, just try to make sure she doesn’t plan to kill you and/or enslave/exterminate the human race. Play it safe.

There you go. You are less dumb now.

-Stray

p.s. I’m sorry I called you dumb and an idiot and also stupid, I didn’t mean any of it. Please find it in your heart to forgive me.