So I’m sitting with my little brother, who is 8, and he’s just staring at my face, and I’m like “What?” and he’s like “I wish I had a nose like yours.” and I’m like “What?? Why??” and he’s like “I don’t know… it just looks cool.” and then I just laugh because that’s so weird and random, and kinda cute of him to say. I never gave any thought to whether my nose was cool or not, but if he says so it’s gotta be true, right? Fuckin… check out that sweet ass nose of mine! Just right there center stage on my face bein a badass. Smellin n shit. Blowin boogers like “get the fuck outta here boogers!” Breathin in air like it ain’t nuthin. Makin he who must not be named all jealous n shit…

But of course I made sure to tell him his nose is perfect the way it is though. My little brother, not Voldemort.