when I’m asked that I always think in my head “Hm… how IS life?”

hahaha

Nothing too horrible or too great is happening

being american basically

it’s just a series of moments

some of them are cool, some of them suck, but most of them are just neutral moments

yea thats pretty accurate

i had the dumbest happy moment yesterday, it was kinda very American, haha

i always buy these Grandma’s peanut butter cookies from the store, probably my favorite snack

and for a while I’ve been thinking “Oh man, what if they put chocolate chips in these? That would be so awesome.”

I was even thinking of writing the company a letter, in seriousness, because I really wanted to eat this idea of mine, haha

haha i saw that post you made about it

Dear Grandma’s Cookies, you should totally put some chocolate chips up in these peanut butter cookies. Trust me on this one. Sincerely, a big fan of cookies

hahahaha

but anyway, I was in K-Mart, just buying some socks, and I was in the checkout line, and I saw they had some grandma’s cookie, and I was like I guess I’ll get one, and I looked, and it was Peanut Butter with Chocolate Chunks!

I literally gasped out loud in the store

hahahahahaha youre so ridiculous

people like looked at me and stuff, and I felt really dumb because it was obvious that i just gasped at some cookies

no way to play it off eh?

nope, I like looked at the cookies, GASP!, grabbed the pack and looked at it closer

haha i totally would have laughed at you if i was a bystander

i would have too!

i laughed at myself

haha

but, those cookies totally made my day

were they everything you dreamt of?

so good. I was like “Mmmm mm ah fuck, mmm ugh, god”

which is how I sound when I eat anything really good for the first time

man we gotta go to this place downtown they have smores waffles bro

a smore but as a waffle

do you understand!?!?!?!

damn

i need to experience that

its reasonably priced as well

after i ate that cookie, i realized like wow, that whole experience was so American

can you point out what makes it american

It’s like, the level of happiness about something so trivial seems so American

i feel like some places that kind of happiness is reserved for “Oh god, I get to eat food period!”

lol yea

and even other first world countries, I can’t imagine them getting excited about junk food

hey man happiness is much like beauty, its in the eye of the beholder except instead of an eye its a mouth haha

it’s true. In my defense though, I think it was mostly just that I thought of something I wanted to exist, and thought probably wouldn’t exist, and then I randomly just saw that it existed

it was almost like magic

I was like hey they should put chocolate chips in these, and the world was like “here ya go”

can you think i have a car but not think i actually have car so i can have a car?

I’m going to think about how it would be cool if you had a car

maybe I have a mutant power, oh shit

that would be incredibly rad

fa sho

yup