I was watching Sesame Street the other day. I wish Sesame Street was a real place so I could move there. I’d love to have Gordon and Big Bird as neighbors. Everybody in that neighborhood is so nice, and plus celebrities would just be randomly hanging out every day. “Oh hey, how’s it goin Rainn Wilson? Singin the ABC’s with Elmo? That’s cool.” And you know it’s gotta be a really safe neighborhood too. The only problem is that it’s on the east coast, and I really prefer the west coast. But I’m willing to overlook that to live around puppets.

I was watching Sesame Street the other day. I wish Sesame Street was a real place so I could move there. I’d love to have Gordon and Big Bird as neighbors. Everybody in that neighborhood is so nice, and plus celebrities would just be randomly hanging out every day. “Oh hey, how’s it goin Rainn Wilson? Singin the ABC’s with Elmo? That’s cool.” And you know it’s gotta be a really safe neighborhood too.

The only problem is that it’s on the east coast, and I really prefer the west coast. But I’m willing to overlook that to live around puppets.