Well firstly, I have to refute your assertion that I’m a guy that girls like. I’m just a guy. Girls like all kinds of people. I promise you that there are girls that will like you if you start liking yourself a little bit. It really really really doesn’t matter what you or anyone else looks like. Proof:

I don’t know how fat you are, but I know this guy is fatter than you. He’s fatter than anyone. He’s the FATTEST. Look at him kissing a girl though, or a woman rather, that he’s married to.

Look, I know you’re not just going to start feeling good about yourself overnight, but you seriously gotta start working on it. Even if you manage to meet someone with that attitude, you’re going to have problems keeping them. That kind of insecurity and negativity is toxic in a relationship.