When I was in highschool I had this speech class, where we learned stuff about public speaking. Projecting, enunciating, all that kind of stuff. It was a super easy class, pretty much a guaranteed A just for showing up. I didn’t retain any of the stuff I learned and I’m still not very fond of speaking in front of a bunch of strangers. Anyway, we had to do these exercises every day, where we’d stick our tongues out as far as we could, and we’d make these kind of noises or something, I don’t remember. But what I do remember was this girl in my class, a larger girl, and every time we did this exercise she would look at me and she would whisper comments at me “Ooh, you gotta long tongue Jeff.” with very obvious vulgar insinuations, or she would just wink or make kisses at me. She was very impressed by the length of my tongue. She would also sexually harass me in other ways, like pinching my ass, or making lewd comments. I did not enjoy this, lol. I would tell her to stop, but she would do this kinda thing every day. If our genders were swapped I probably would’ve felt really threatened and told the teacher, but I guess as a guy that didn’t even occur to me? I don’t know. I remember after I graduated I was hanging out with this other girl, and we drove to this store to get some stuff, and when we parked I saw the girl from the class going into the store, and I immediately ducked down and was like “Oh no! It’s her! We can’t go in! We gotta go to another store!” and the girl is like “What? Why?” and I explained to her, and she just started cracking up, haha. Which was somewhat ironic, because I’d gotten rid of leery guys bothering this girl a couple of times, using my manliness *muscle flex*, and now she was laughing at me because I wanted to avoid a leery girl. The nerve! So yeah, that’s some stuff that happened. Stupid tongue getting me into trouble. END OF BLOG POST!

When I was in highschool I had this speech class, where we learned stuff about public speaking. Projecting, enunciating, all that kind of stuff. It was a super easy class, pretty much a guaranteed A just for showing up. I didn’t retain any of the stuff I learned and I’m still not very fond of speaking in front of a bunch of strangers.

Anyway, we had to do these exercises every day, where we’d stick our tongues out as far as we could, and we’d make these kind of noises or something, I don’t remember. But what I do remember was this girl in my class, a larger girl, and every time we did this exercise she would look at me and she would whisper comments at me “Ooh, you gotta long tongue Jeff.” with very obvious vulgar insinuations, or she would just wink or make kisses at me. She was very impressed by the length of my tongue. She would also sexually harass me in other ways, like pinching my ass, or making lewd comments. I did not enjoy this, lol. I would tell her to stop, but she would do this kinda thing every day. If our genders were swapped I probably would’ve felt really threatened and told the teacher, but I guess as a guy that didn’t even occur to me? I don’t know.

I remember after I graduated I was hanging out with this other girl, and we drove to this store to get some stuff, and when we parked I saw the girl from the class going into the store, and I immediately ducked down and was like “Oh no! It’s her! We can’t go in! We gotta go to another store!” and the girl is like “What? Why?” and I explained to her, and she just started cracking up, haha. Which was somewhat ironic, because I’d gotten rid of leery guys bothering this girl a couple of times, using my manliness *muscle flex*, and now she was laughing at me because I wanted to avoid a leery girl. The nerve!

So yeah, that’s some stuff that happened. Stupid tongue getting me into trouble.

END OF BLOG POST!