I kept trying to draw big cartoon eyes on this picture to make me look more surprised, but it kept looking way to creepy and terrible.
Ever since I was a little kid it’s been my dream to have 1,000+ followers on tumblr, which was kind of prophetic of me because there was no internet let alone tumblr when I was a kid. But now this lifelong dream has been realized. I want to thank each and every one of you for realizing how amazing I am and making the wisest decision of your life by clicking that follow button. For the people who have unfollowed me… they can’t read this right? …what a bunch of LOSERS am I right you guys?! What were they even thinking? Unfollow ME? Was my awesomeness making them feel inadequate or something? Who knows? Huh? WHO? WHO KNOWS? ANY OF YOU? Someone better fucking tell me who knows right now or I swear to God… forget it. Lettin it go. Anyway, point is, we don’t need them. We’ve got each other. You and me followers. Forever. And ever.
Don’t you ever leave me.
Seriously. Don’t… ever… leave me…
I love you.
We’re meant to be together.
You belong to me.
Body and soul.
Don’t be “creeped out” by what I’m saying like all the others were. You’re different. You’re special.
ANYWAAAAYYYYY! For real though, thanks.