Holy shit, you guys won’t believe this. I was taking pictures of myself to document my handsomeness and full head of hair, and if you look closely you can kinda make out what I can only describe as some kinda pervy ghost giving me a shoulder rub. This picture has NOT been photoshopped! This is either some kind of weird trick of light optical illusion or something, or I’m getting felt up by a skeevy apparition. You be the judge.