Hello there, I have some new followers so let me reintroduce myself.
My fake name is Stray and I fucking hate long walks on the beach with a passion. Ugh, how long do I gotta walk on this dumb beach? There’s sand in every crevice of my body and it’s fucking freezing. Oh look, I’m surrounded by cute couples, good for them, I’m going to go vomit in the ocean.
My hobbies include:
-taking pictures of myself and experimenting with different filters and adjustment layers in Photoshop, until I realize that no matter what I do Photoshop can’t fix this dumb face
-complaining about beaches
-reintroducing myself on tumblr
-I got my start as a choreographer for pornos. I did most of the choreography for the early bangbros stuff.
-In 2001 I sold a script to Fox that was loosely based on my life and experiences, you may know that show now as 24.
-I’m a half man, half centaur. I have the top half of a centaur, and the bottom half of a human.
I do art, I write dumb things, and I have the best blog on tumblr.
I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you’ve ever seen, hold my drink bitch.