is mitt romney real because i saw him but it might have been lettuce but is he
Asked by Anonymous

Unfortunately yes, he is real, but if we all pretend he doesn’t exist maybe he’ll disappear forever. When you go to vote this November just imagine that his name isn’t even on the ballot. Just Obama, Roseanne, and whoever the hell else is running.

Oh yeah, did you guys know Roseanne is running for president?