So the economy is bad right now I hear, I haven’t really noticed because I’m used to being poor, but look government, I’ve got a free idea you can have. Obama, or God forbid Mitt Romney, whichever one of you ends up being president next term, why don’t you use KickStarter to raise funds, and use the money to fix the economy? If you partner up with like My Little Pony and/or Homestuck to offer rewards I guarantee you’ll be able to raise like a quadrillion dollars.
Kablooey*! Problem solved.
*Everyone else is always saying “boom!”, I thought I’d switch it up and try something different.