Hello new followers! Thanks for following. You might have guessed this already but I’m a super cool dude. Everything I do and say is super cool. I look super cool (as you can see from my super cool picture). My farts are guitar solos that smell like a Wonderbread factory, super cool. Wu-Tang Clan thinks I ain’t nuthin to fuck wit. Super. Cool.
And guess what? You’re super cool by association just for following me. Congrats! Now sit back and relax and I’m gonna blog your socks off ;)
*guitar solo* Woops, excuse me.
-the coolest, Stray.