I'm Stray, or Jeff if you want to get familiar. I'm an artist, music maker, aspiring writer, goofball, geek, nerd, and dork. I design graphics for t-shirts for money.
This blog is mainly for my own artwork. I also make daily confessions and daily music posts. Art posted in my blog is mine unless otherwise noted.Other places you can find me on the internet:
facebookComing soon to an upper lip near you: Mustache!
It’s my destiny.
A wise man once told me “If you want to grow a thick full mustache, before you go to bed every night just visualize guys you know who have really full mustaches, like Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, etc. Visualize it every night, and it will start to manifest… that’s how my penis got so big.” “…You… visualized big penises every night?”
Oh “cousin” Rudy, I miss that guy.
Coming soon to an upper lip near you: Mustache!
It’s my destiny.
A wise man once told me “If you want to grow a thick full mustache, before you go to bed every night just visualize guys you know who have really full mustaches, like Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, etc. Visualize it every night, and it will start to manifest… that’s how my penis got so big.” “…You… visualized big penises every night?”
Oh “cousin” Rudy, I miss that guy.
I still don’t have a mustache :/
Will anybody ever love my dumb mustacheless face?
Holy shit, you guys won’t believe this. I was taking pictures of myself to document my handsomeness and full head of hair, and if you look closely you can kinda make out what I can only describe as some kinda pervy ghost giving me a shoulder rub. This picture has NOT been photoshopped! This is either some kind of weird trick of light optical illusion or something, or I’m getting felt up by a skeevy apparition. You be the judge.
- Stray (facebook / twitter / deviantart)
