I'm Stray, or Jeff if you want to get familiar. I'm an artist, music maker, aspiring writer, goofball, geek, nerd, and dork. I design graphics for t-shirts for money.

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Progress shot number 2 of Paul F. Tompkins aka The Tompksmeister aka Mr Jokey McChuckles.
Now, listen to a clip of Paul F. Tompkins as Danny Glover calling into the podcast formerly known as Comedy Death Ray. True story: I was walking down the street listening to this once, and at one point shouted “HAHA!” so loud it startled several people within hearing distance.

Progress shot number 2 of Paul F. Tompkins aka The Tompksmeister aka Mr Jokey McChuckles.

Now, listen to a clip of Paul F. Tompkins as Danny Glover calling into the podcast formerly known as Comedy Death Ray. True story: I was walking down the street listening to this once, and at one point shouted “HAHA!” so loud it startled several people within hearing distance.

Like 60% done. I’ll finish it tomorrow.
Laboring Under Delusions was a laugh riot! That’s kind of a very scary sounding happening if you think about it, laugh riot, a bunch of people rioting… but they’re all laughing? Creepy. 
Welp, time for me to go to sleepies.
END OF BLOG POST!

Like 60% done. I’ll finish it tomorrow.

Laboring Under Delusions was a laugh riot! That’s kind of a very scary sounding happening if you think about it, laugh riot, a bunch of people rioting… but they’re all laughing? Creepy.

Welp, time for me to go to sleepies.

END OF BLOG POST!

Look what I got in the mail today! My birthday present to myself, Paul F. Tompkins’ Laboring Under Delusions!
You guys also make out with your dvd’s before you watch them right? What am I saying, of course you do, we all do, everybody does this! 100% normal.

Look what I got in the mail today! My birthday present to myself, Paul F. Tompkins’ Laboring Under Delusions!

You guys also make out with your dvd’s before you watch them right? What am I saying, of course you do, we all do, everybody does this! 100% normal.

The Paul F Tompkins Show Presents: The Pod F Tompkast LIVE!
I’ve got tickets to see this sexy dude October 20th @ Largo. YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME!
I don’t know if any of my friends will be joining me (a couple say they will but I’ll believe it when they have tickets), so if you see me there alone say hi and let me sit next to you so I don’t feel like a weird loser. I’ll be the guy that looks like me.

The Paul F Tompkins Show Presents: The Pod F Tompkast LIVE!

I’ve got tickets to see this sexy dude October 20th @ Largo. YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME!

I don’t know if any of my friends will be joining me (a couple say they will but I’ll believe it when they have tickets), so if you see me there alone say hi and let me sit next to you so I don’t feel like a weird loser. I’ll be the guy that looks like me.

paulftompkins:

AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW:
DEAD AUTHORS CHAPTER 11: J.R.R. Tolkien featuring Matt Walsh
SUBSCRIBE.

You should listen to this. I was there and it was great.

paulftompkins:

AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW:

DEAD AUTHORS CHAPTER 11: J.R.R. Tolkien featuring Matt Walsh

SUBSCRIBE.

You should listen to this. I was there and it was great.

If you think the coincidences between Lincoln and JFK are crazy, wait til you get a load of the mind boggling coincidences between Paul F Tompkins and Jeff Goldblum!

Paul F Tompkin’s full name is Paul Francis Tompkins
Jeff Goldblum’s full name is Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum
Paul Francis = 11 letters
Jeffrey Lynn = 11 letters
Tompkins = 8 letters
Goldblum = 8 letters
Paul Francis Tompkins = 19 letters
Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum = 19 letters

Both men were born in Pennsylvania

Both men were born in the fall

Both men’s fathers were doctors.

Paul F Tompkins started performing comedy at the age of 17
Jeff Goldblum moved to New York to pursue acting at the age of 17

Paul F Tompkins has 2 degrees of separation with Kevin Bacon
Jeff Goldblum has 2 degrees of separation with Kevin Bacon
http://oracleofbacon.org/

Paul F Tompkins has gone on record as loving all Wes Anderson films
Jeff Goldblum has appeared in a Wes Anderson film

Jeff Godlblum has gone on record as loving all PT Anderson films
Paul F Tompkins has appeared in a PT Anderson film.

Paul F Tompkins’ wife Janie Haddad is 5’5” according to imdb
Jeff Godblum’s first wife Patricial Gual is 5’5”

Jeff Goldblum was in the movie “The Fly”
Paul F Tompkins always looks fly in his fancy suits.

Both men will live to be 68yrs old.
Both men will die by ingesting poison.

Paul F Tompkins’ manager is named Jeff
Jeff Goldblum’s manager is named Paul

Paul F Tompkins has a magnificent mustache
Jeff Goldblum’s first child will be named Mustache

In a past life Paul F Tompkins was Abraham Lincoln
In a past life Jeff Goldblum was John F Kennedy

Spooky right??? Is it all just a coincidence or is there a freaky connection between these two? I guess we’ll never know.

Don’t try to double check any of my facts, they’re all true, just trust me.

-Stray




Thanks to Paul F. Tompkins, any time I see a mention of Cake Boss, Ice-T, Gary Marshall, Andrew Lloyd Weber, or Werner Herzog and it turns out to just be the actual person I’m always disappointed.

By being more entertaining/interesting versions of those people he’s made their existence feel boring and redundant. Which leads me to the conclusion that in a perfect world all people would be Paul F. Tompkins impersonations. A world where we’re all replaced by PFT clones doing a hilarious ongoing bit based on who we were. Utopia.

Get All 15 Shows of The Comedy Bang! Bang! Tour for $25

thecomedybureau:

If you couldn’t make it to any of the stops on the nationwide tour of Comedy Bang! Bang!, don’t worry as Earwolf has made them all available in MP3s for just $25. 

Considering how much you’re saving on gas in addition to getting the live version of probably one of your favorite podcasts/shows, you should get in on this ASAP.

I’ve never paid money for podcasts before, and I’m also a huge cheapskate, but it’s my favorite podcast and Paul F Tompkins was doing the whole tour so I just couldn’t resist, and it was well worth the money. So many great moments of comedy brilliance. Also Andy Daly, James Adomian, Todd Glass, Kurt Braunholer, and other comedy genius. But Horatio Sanz, oh boy Horatio Sanz. Scott Aukerman pointing out the plotholes in Horatio’s insane stories causing Horatio to make his stories even more insane might be one of my favorite things in the universe. Thank you Scott Aukerman for creating this thing you’ve created, IT’S BEEN one of the great joys of my life.

ambergoesclick:

wouldyousingalong:

my favorite people of 2013: paul f. tompkins

When people ask, “How was your flight?” Are they hoping I’ll say, “TERRIFYING! WE ALMOST DIED!”? Is this conversational NASCAR?

My favorite people of all the years.

He’s the best people of all time