I'm Stray, or Jeff if you want to get familiar. I'm an artist, music maker, aspiring writer, goofball, geek, nerd, and dork. I design graphics for t-shirts for money.

This blog is mainly for my own artwork. I also make daily confessions and daily music posts.

Art posted in my blog is mine unless otherwise noted.

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Hope my handwriting isn’t that bad, haha. Click to embiggen. Ask me a question and I will draw my answer. Doing one of these every day (as long as there are questions in my inbox). They’ll be tagged as “you asked”. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

Hope my handwriting isn’t that bad, haha. Click to embiggen.

Ask me a question and I will draw my answer. Doing one of these every day (as long as there are questions in my inbox). They’ll be tagged as “you asked”.

http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

Click to embiggen. I’m glad these don’t exist though. Can you imagine?! Half ape, half tiger, swinging through the trees then dropping on unsuspecting victims and mauling the $#!+ out of them! Scurry! If you ‘d like to see more of these, send me a question to my askbox and I will draw my answer. Doing one of these every day (as long as there are questions in my inbox) so ask as many questions as you like, it’s fun and keeps me busy and my creative juices flowing. They’ll be tagged as “you asked”. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

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I’m glad these don’t exist though. Can you imagine?! Half ape, half tiger, swinging through the trees then dropping on unsuspecting victims and mauling the $#!+ out of them! Scurry!

If you ‘d like to see more of these, send me a question to my askbox and I will draw my answer. Doing one of these every day (as long as there are questions in my inbox) so ask as many questions as you like, it’s fun and keeps me busy and my creative juices flowing. They’ll be tagged as “you asked”.

http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

Click to embiggen. If either of these sandwiches were ever discontinued, I’d probably cry. My food love runs deep. Send your questions to my inbox and everyday I will draw one answer. http://thestray.tumblr/ask

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If either of these sandwiches were ever discontinued, I’d probably cry. My food love runs deep.

Send your questions to my inbox and everyday I will draw one answer. http://thestray.tumblr/ask

Click to embiggen. Yeah, I never heard the phrase “white weapons” before, but sharp metal objects are the way to go. Zombies don’t feel pain, set them on fire and they’re still coming at you until they’ve burnt long enough for the fire to destroy the brain, and fire is so uncontrollable. I would definitely advise against fire as a zombie weapon unless absolutely necessary. Ask me a question and I’ll draw my answer. I do one of these a day. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

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Yeah, I never heard the phrase “white weapons” before, but sharp metal objects are the way to go. Zombies don’t feel pain, set them on fire and they’re still coming at you until they’ve burnt long enough for the fire to destroy the brain, and fire is so uncontrollable. I would definitely advise against fire as a zombie weapon unless absolutely necessary.

Ask me a question and I’ll draw my answer. I do one of these a day. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

Click to embiggen. I’m sorry Tina for the not-awesome drawing, I’ll do a better one some day. Also sorry for the boob joke, I couldn’t resist, your boobies are perfectly adequate. Also, I think I love Liz Lemon more than Tina Fey, Liz is my girl, I don’t care what weird thing she’s got going on with her foot. Send me a question to my inbox and I will draw my answer. One every day, forever (or when I FEEEEL like it!) http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

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I’m sorry Tina for the not-awesome drawing, I’ll do a better one some day. Also sorry for the boob joke, I couldn’t resist, your boobies are perfectly adequate. Also, I think I love Liz Lemon more than Tina Fey, Liz is my girl, I don’t care what weird thing she’s got going on with her foot.

Send me a question to my inbox and I will draw my answer. One every day, forever (or when I FEEEEL like it!) http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

click to embiggen. I know that’s not what you meant by “biggest”, but my biggest fears are more depressing, so I went with something more literal. ;) Send a question to my inbox and I will answer it with a drawing. I do one of these a day, ask whatever you like, as many times as you’d like. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

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I know that’s not what you meant by “biggest”, but my biggest fears are more depressing, so I went with something more literal. ;)

Send a question to my inbox and I will answer it with a drawing. I do one of these a day, ask whatever you like, as many times as you’d like. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

Click to embiggen. As promised, since I didn’t do one of these or a daily music post last night, tonight I’m doing double. Decided to do a 2 in 1 to save some time on this. FYI, I do not condone calling women bitches, that’s misogynistic and just plain wrong. Except in rap songs, then it’s cool, you can call them hoes whatever you want. If anybody knows an earlier instance of someone walking away from an explosion not looking back then Paths of Glory I do not mind being corrected. I actually did research on this one for a little while and this is was the earliest example I could find. edit: I realize I wrote “waks” instead of “walks” in the second one. Haha. Ahhh, I’ll fix it tomorrow. Send me questions to my inbox, I will draw my answers. I do one a day. I only have 3 left in my inbox so send me some more. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

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As promised, since I didn’t do one of these or a daily music post last night, tonight I’m doing double. Decided to do a 2 in 1 to save some time on this.

FYI, I do not condone calling women bitches, that’s misogynistic and just plain wrong. Except in rap songs, then it’s cool, you can call them hoes whatever you want.

If anybody knows an earlier instance of someone walking away from an explosion not looking back then Paths of Glory I do not mind being corrected. I actually did research on this one for a little while and this is was the earliest example I could find.

edit: I realize I wrote “waks” instead of “walks” in the second one. Haha. Ahhh, I’ll fix it tomorrow.

Send me questions to my inbox, I will draw my answers. I do one a day. I only have 3 left in my inbox so send me some more. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

Click to embiggen. Jackie Chan is one of my heroes, I admire him on so many levels, not only for being (to me) the most entertaining action star ever. I admire his creativity, his work ethic, his fearlessness, his openness to new things, his attitude, his honesty, his philanthropy, etc. Most of all, I admire any person who goes against the grain of what’s expected of them and excels at it. Most action stars build their movie career around being badass and seemingly invincible, but he’s carved out a niche as being the hero that’s vulnerable, affable, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and takes as much punishment as he dishes out. I think he understands what a lot of action stars/directors/writers seem not to, that if everything seems too easy for your hero you lose a considerable amount of excitement. Sure Jason Statham is fun to watch, but he makes fighting 15 guys seem as stressful as tying his shoes. Where’s the danger? *shrug* But yeah, anyway, I love Jackie. I actually met him once, which is something I’ll never shut up about ever. I went up to him and shook his hand, and even though I’ve encountered many celebrities in my life, it was the first time I was ever starstruck and speechless. Send your questions to my inbox and I will draw my answers. I do one of these a day. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

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Jackie Chan is one of my heroes, I admire him on so many levels, not only for being (to me) the most entertaining action star ever. I admire his creativity, his work ethic, his fearlessness, his openness to new things, his attitude, his honesty, his philanthropy, etc. Most of all, I admire any person who goes against the grain of what’s expected of them and excels at it. Most action stars build their movie career around being badass and seemingly invincible, but he’s carved out a niche as being the hero that’s vulnerable, affable, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and takes as much punishment as he dishes out. I think he understands what a lot of action stars/directors/writers seem not to, that if everything seems too easy for your hero you lose a considerable amount of excitement. Sure Jason Statham is fun to watch, but he makes fighting 15 guys seem as stressful as tying his shoes. Where’s the danger? *shrug* But yeah, anyway, I love Jackie. I actually met him once, which is something I’ll never shut up about ever. I went up to him and shook his hand, and even though I’ve encountered many celebrities in my life, it was the first time I was ever starstruck and speechless.

Send your questions to my inbox and I will draw my answers. I do one of these a day. http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

click to embiggen Honestly, I’ve done this kinda thing in public without a fat suit, but it would be more fun with the extra padding. Also, I think I’m a fat person on the inside. Ask me something and I will draw my answer. I do one a day (when I feel like it) http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

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Honestly, I’ve done this kinda thing in public without a fat suit, but it would be more fun with the extra padding. Also, I think I’m a fat person on the inside.

Ask me something and I will draw my answer. I do one a day (when I feel like it) http://thestray.tumblr.com/ask

Click to embiggen So remember when you’d ask me questions and I’d illustrate my answers? Well yeah I’m getting back to that. There were a handful of people who had asked me questions before my little internet hiatus weeks ago, I had screencapped the questions and deleted them from my askbox, then somehow I couldn’t find those screen caps later. So I’ve forgotten most of the questions, except this one, and Notknaps’. So… send questions to my askbox and I’ll draw my answers. past ones

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So remember when you’d ask me questions and I’d illustrate my answers? Well yeah I’m getting back to that. There were a handful of people who had asked me questions before my little internet hiatus weeks ago, I had screencapped the questions and deleted them from my askbox, then somehow I couldn’t find those screen caps later. So I’ve forgotten most of the questions, except this one, and Notknaps’.

So… send questions to my askbox and I’ll draw my answers.

past ones

I bet you thought I forgot about this. Well I didn’t! I actually did this like weeks ago, but couldn’t remember what/where I saved it as in the mess that is my harddrive. Okay, I guess that sorta is forgetting, but I did it is the point, and here it is. I was tempted to put more time into this and make it not look crappy, but I got shit to do woman. So this will have to suffice. I don’t know why I chose The Incredibles. Perhaps because X-Men, JLA, Avengers, Fantastic Four, and Teen Titans all seemed predictable, and I don’t know what superheros you like, and who DOESN’T love The Incredibles? Seriously, tell me who they are, I will punch them in all their most sensitive areas. You said you’d like the power to control robots to do your bidding. I didn’t want to draw a bunch of robots, cause I’m lazy, so instead you control some kind of nanobot cloud that you can turn into anything, like a giant hand or jet boots, and I guess they come out of a floating happy robot head, *shrug*. I can multiply, like Jamie Madrox (Multiple Man, not that idiot from Twiztid), or like Naruto if you’re an anime nerd. Also, I’m wearing the old Mr. Incredible costume because I don’t much like wearing red. I don’t know how/why the Incredibles would let us join their family. Maybe it’s in the future and I’m married to Violet, and you’re like their cousin or something, *shrug*. I’ll probably return to this in the future and draw it better.

I bet you thought I forgot about this. Well I didn’t! I actually did this like weeks ago, but couldn’t remember what/where I saved it as in the mess that is my harddrive. Okay, I guess that sorta is forgetting, but I did it is the point, and here it is. I was tempted to put more time into this and make it not look crappy, but I got shit to do woman. So this will have to suffice.

I don’t know why I chose The Incredibles. Perhaps because X-Men, JLA, Avengers, Fantastic Four, and Teen Titans all seemed predictable, and I don’t know what superheros you like, and who DOESN’T love The Incredibles? Seriously, tell me who they are, I will punch them in all their most sensitive areas.

You said you’d like the power to control robots to do your bidding. I didn’t want to draw a bunch of robots, cause I’m lazy, so instead you control some kind of nanobot cloud that you can turn into anything, like a giant hand or jet boots, and I guess they come out of a floating happy robot head, *shrug*. I can multiply, like Jamie Madrox (Multiple Man, not that idiot from Twiztid), or like Naruto if you’re an anime nerd. Also, I’m wearing the old Mr. Incredible costume because I don’t much like wearing red. I don’t know how/why the Incredibles would let us join their family. Maybe it’s in the future and I’m married to Violet, and you’re like their cousin or something, *shrug*.

I’ll probably return to this in the future and draw it better.

If you could have one animal as a pet that is considered "illegal", what would it be?
Asked by as-youwishh

I couldn’t think of any REAL illegal animals that I’d want to own that wouldn’t probably kill me (lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my). But I love Appa from Avatar so hard, he doesn’t exist, but I’m sure that if he did and I owned him, the law would be hatin.

what is the most awkward thing you've ever witnessed?
Asked by biryani-barbie

Sorry this took me a while to get around to, but I couldn’t just answer this with one doodle, so here you go, you can click them to make the slightly bigger…

Long story short they’re now happily married. I kid.

I apologize for how incredibly inappropriate this looks, I felt embarrassed to even draw that, haha, but trust me it looked way more inappropriate in person. Oh man, I felt so sorry for both of them, I’m sure that was mutually extremely unpleasant, but I was holding in laughter so hard I was getting cramps in my face. She eventually was able to get up when the bus came to a stop. If it would have been me in the guy’s place I’m sure I probably would’ve just died then and there from extreme awkwardness.

thestray: Click to embiggen. If either of these sandwiches were ever discontinued, I’d probably cry. My food love runs deep. Send your questions to my inbox and everyday I will draw one answer. http://thestray.tumblr/ask Remember when I was doing these every day? They were fun. I might do it again some time.

thestray:

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If either of these sandwiches were ever discontinued, I’d probably cry. My food love runs deep.

Send your questions to my inbox and everyday I will draw one answer. http://thestray.tumblr/ask

Remember when I was doing these every day? They were fun. I might do it again some time.